Cowboy Fans Jokes
15 cowboy fans jokes and hilarious cowboy fans puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cowboy fans that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Cowboy Fans Short Jokes
Short cowboy fans jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cowboy fans humour may include short cowboys fans jokes also.
- What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl? He turns off the PlayStation.
- How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb? They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.
- Ever wonder why Dallas Cowboy fans are so rich? Because they never have to pay for super bowl tickets!
- How many Cowboys fans does it take to change a light bulb? Zero. They don't change it, they just talk about how bright it used to be.
- Female Cowboys fans Why is it considered safe to date a girl who's a Dallas Cowboys fan?
Because she will never expect a ring! - What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common? both want to put a winchester in their mouth
- What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans? Eventually the baby stops crying
- Why don't Dallas Cowboy fans take their wives to the football games?
'Cause they jump the fence and eat the grass. - Good afternoon to everyone whose NFL team scored at least 1 point yesterday. Not you Cowboy's fans.
- I hear that soon Reddit will require all redditors to don a cowboy hat / boots, and dance a j**... in order to log in… I'm not a big fan of Two-Step Authentication.
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Cowboy Fans One Liners
Which cowboy fans one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cowboy fans? I can suggest the ones about cowboy and cowboy boots.
- Q: What do Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl? A: Turn off the XBox.
- Friend says he used to be a Cowboys fan. Became a Patroits fan when they started winning.
- What does the NFL have in common with Brokeback Mountain? The Cowboys s**....
Fun-Filled Cowboy Fans Jokes to Boost Your Mood
What funny jokes about cowboy fans you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cowboy hat jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cowboy fans pranks.
A 4th grade '49ers fan in Dallas
The scene is a 4th grade classroom in Dallas, Texas. The teacher asks for a show of hands:
"Hey kids, how many of you are Dallas Cowboys fans?"
Everyone in the class raises their hand, except for little Suzy. The teacher says:
"Little Suzy, I notice you didn't raise your hand. Why is that?" Little Suzy responds:
"Because I'm a 49ers fan!"
"A 49ers fan?," the teacher asks incredulously, "Why on Earth are you a 49ers fan?"
"Because my Mommy is a 49ers fan, my Daddy is a 49ers fan, so I'm a 49ers fan."
The teacher doesn't like Suzy's answer:
"Little Suzy, that's no kind of logic. What if your Daddy was a drug dealer and your Mommy was a p**...?"
Suzy doesn't blink an eye:
"Well then I'd be a Raiders fan!"
The Lone Ranger stops for a drink
The lone ranger and Tonto ride into town one hot, summer day. The Lone Ranger's horse is looking overheated so the Lone Ranger tells Tonto to run around in circles fanning the horse off.
Sometime later a cowboy walks into the saloon and asks "Who's horse is that out there with the silver saddle?"
"That would be me," says the Lone Ranger. "Well you left your i**... running."
A cowboy walks into a bar.
He orders a beer and sits down. As he's waiting, he pulls out a revolver without warning and fires at the fan standing in the corner. The bartender runs over, shocked. "What on earth do you think you're doing?!" he cries.
"Oh, you know," the cowboy drawls, "just shootin' the breeze."