The Best 10 Cowardly Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cowardly jokes. There are some cowardly mich jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cowardly despicable puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cowardly Jokes and Puns

Why are bassists considered cowardly?

Because they disappear at the first sign of treble.

What do cowardly terrorists and my Reddit posts have in common?

None of them blew up yet

What do you call a cowardly revolution?

A chicken coup.

What do you call a cowardly platypus?

A platypussy.

Why did the cowardly king refuse to visit his stables?

Because they were full of knight mares.


Who is the most cowardly knight in all the land?

Sir Ender

What's the difference between a cowardly sex offender and your job?

Your job will always suck

Politicians are like Dorothy's friends in the Wizard of Oz

Heartless, brainless & cowardly

Why was Green Lantern defeated by the cowardly man?

The man was a yellow belly.

What's the most cowardly Italian dish?

Fettuccine a-fredo

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cowardly gutless jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cowardly vietnom piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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