Cowardly Jokes

Following is our collection of courageous puns and mich one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Cowardly jokes for adults, dirty cecil jokes and clean despicable dad gags for kids.

The Best Cowardly Puns

Why are bassists considered cowardly?

Because they disappear at the first sign of treble.

What do cowardly terrorists and my Reddit posts have in common?

None of them blew up yet

What do you call a cowardly revolution?

A chicken coup.

What do you call a cowardly platypus?

A platypussy.

Why did the cowardly king refuse to visit his stables?

Because they were full of knight mares.


Who is the most cowardly knight in all the land?

Sir Ender

What's the difference between a cowardly sex offender and your job?

Your job will always suck

Politicians are like Dorothy's friends in the Wizard of Oz

Heartless, brainless & cowardly

Why was Green Lantern defeated by the cowardly man?

The man was a yellow belly.

What's the most cowardly Italian dish?

Fettuccine a-fredo

There is an abundance of gutless jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 10 funniest jokes and cowardly puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any vietnom witze you can hear about cowardly.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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