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Cowardly Jokes

8 cowardly jokes and hilarious cowardly puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cowardly that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Kick back and enjoy a laugh with these cowardly jokes! They're inspired by the iconic Cowardly Lion from The Wizard of Oz. These jokes will help prove that it's okay to feel scared, but courageous when confronting a new situation. Get ready to explore these lessons of bravery, set in the Savannah!

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Cowardly Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

What is a good cowardly joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Dave was getting robbed in the desert

he gave the robber his money and asked the robber shoot a few bullets in his hat to make it believable to his wife that he was robbed.
he then asked," shoot a few bullets in the coat while you're at it, I want to look like I fought you and not look like a coward"
after the robber shot the coat, he said, "shoot a few holes-"
"please, no more holes, I'm out of bullets"
"that's what I wanted to hear. now give me back the wallet and some more money for the hat and coat you destroyed before I beat you black and blue"

The other night my wife and I had an argument, and by the end of it I had that woman on her knees!

She was saying, 'Come out from under the bed, you coward.'

The Biggest Coward

Two kids are arguing over whose father is the biggest coward.
The first kid says," My dad is so scared that when a lightning strikes my dad slides underneath our bed."
The second kid goes," That's nothing, my dad is so scared, that when mummy works night shift, my dad sleeps with the woman next door."

Two cows got in a fight..

One started to march towards the other, while the other got scared.
One was cowrageous.
The other was a coward.

Why did the coward suddenly feel brave after touching a big rock?

Because he felt a little boulder.

Whenever I have an argument with my wife, she always comes to me crawling

And then she says: "Get out from under the couch, you coward!"

I visited a haunted house today, and my friends fled in t**....

I've been to this place for the last 271 years and haven't seen a single ghost.
Absolute cowards.

'So how did the fight with your wife end last night?'

'She came to me on her knees!'

'Oh yeah, and what did she say?'

'Come out, you can't stay under the table forever, coward!'

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