Coward Jokes

Following is our collection of decalfeinated puns and squish one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Coward jokes for adults, dirty cowculator jokes and clean cockroach dad gags for kids.

The Best Coward Puns

The Biggest Coward

Two kids are arguing over whose father is the biggest coward.

The first kid says," My dad is so scared that when a lightning strikes my dad slides underneath our bed."

The second kid goes," That's nothing, my dad is so scared, that when mummy works night shift, my dad sleeps with the woman next door."

Two cows got in a fight..

One started to march towards the other, while the other got scared.

One was cowrageous.

The other was a coward.

A cockroach's last words to a husband:

"Go ahead, kill me coward. You are just jealous I will make your wife scream more than you do when I climb her."

Got in a fight with my wife last night

Says one guy to his friend.
"Again", said the friend, "How did it end this time?"
"Well, she ended up on her knees, practically begging"
"Really, what did she say?"
"Get out from under the bed you coward"

What do cowardly terrorists and my Reddit posts have in common?

None of them blew up yet

How do you spell coward?


Got my girlfriend on her knees today...


Chuck Norris is a coward!

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Why did the cowardly king refuse to visit his stables?

Because they were full of knight mares.

Why did the man squish the cockroach?

Because he said to the man, "Go ahead, kill me coward. You are just jealous I make your wife scream more than you do when I climb her.'

Who is the most cowardly knight in all the land?

Sir Ender

My nose is a coward.

As soon as it sees any allergens it runs!

What do you call a cow that's scared of everything?


Only a coward brings a gun to a swordfight,

But only a moron brings a sword to a gunfight.

What's a coward on one side, has guts all over in the middle, and doesn't exist on the other side?

The chicken crossing the road who got hit by a truck halfway across.

Why didn't the cow cross the road?

He was a Cow-ard

What did Zack say after discovering his coward genes?


What milk does a coward make?


Did you hear about the guy who was a conscientious objector in the War on Christmas?

I don't care what he claimed. I think he's just a noel coward.

How do you call a person who is afraid of a cow?


What's the most cowardly Italian dish?

Fettuccine a-fredo

I had a cow that was afraid of everything

Coward was her name.

TIL - Being a coward that spews bile at Ellen Pao and gloats about her leaving gives you the ability to bear 5 children at once

There is an abundance of courageous jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 23 funniest jokes and coward puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any ashamed witze you can hear about coward.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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