Cowar Jokes

Following is our collection of moron puns and gunfight one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Cowar jokes for adults, dirty gutless jokes and clean bravery dad gags for kids.

The Best Cowar Puns

What do cowardly terrorists and my Reddit posts have in common?

None of them blew up yet

Why did the cowardly king refuse to visit his stables?

Because they were full of knight mares.

Who is the most cowardly knight in all the land?

Sir Ender

Only a coward brings a gun to a swordfight,

But only a moron brings a sword to a gunfight.

What's a coward on one side, has guts all over in the middle, and doesn't exist on the other side?

The chicken crossing the road who got hit by a truck halfway across.


What's the most cowardly Italian dish?

Fettuccine a-fredo

There is an abundance of finally jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 6 funniest jokes and cowar puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any timid witze you can hear about cowar.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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