Cow Shoes Jokes
4 cow shoes jokes and hilarious cow shoes puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cow shoes that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Cow Shoes Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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Why don't cows wear shoes?
Because they lactose
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Convicted hit man Jimmy "Two Shoes" McClarty.
Confessed today that he was once hired to beat a cow to death in a rice field using on two small porcelain figures. Police admit this may be the first know case of a knick knack p**... whack.
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Girl comes home with two pair of new shoes
And her boyfriend asked her: Why did you bought two pair of shoes you s**... cow???
She said: Because cow have four legs!
My shoes are 100% vegan
The cows only ate grass
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