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123 cow mooing jokes and hilarious cow mooing puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cow mooing that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Best Short Cow Mooing Jokes

Short cow mooing jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cow mooing humour may include short cow moo jokes also.

  1. A joke my 10yr old sister has been repeating five times a day: where do cows live? Moo York.
  2. Why did the scared cow say "Moo?" Because it's a cow word.
    ----
    I thought of this today, did I make a new joke?
  3. Knock knock Knock Knock.
    Who's there?
    Cow goes.
    Cow goes who?
    No, Cow goes Moo!
    Credit to my 7 year old daughter
  4. Knock knock! Who's there?
    Cow!
    Cow who?
    A cow says moo, silly.
    (my 5 year old daughter made me submit this... )
  5. If cows say "moo" and ghosts say "boo", what does the ghost of a cow say? Nothing. Cows don't have souls.
  6. what is the difference between a sad ghost and an angry cow? one boos sadly the other moos madly
  7. Why did the anorexic cow take great offense when the farmer wished him Merry Christmas? ...because he was a moo-slim.
  8. What do you call a cow that got hit by a car? moo-tilated.
  9. What did one cow say to another cow at midnight on New Years eve? Moo.
  10. What is a exodus of Cows called A Moo-vement

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Cow Mooing One Liners

Which cow mooing one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cow mooing? I can suggest the ones about milking cow and cow milked.

  1. Courtesy of my seven year-old son: What do cows call their clothes? Moo
  2. What do evil cows say? Moo ha ha.
  3. Why did the moo run away? Because it's a cow word
  4. What do you call a skinny Pakistani cow? A moo-slim.
  5. What do you call a cow that can't moo? A milk dud
    Credit to my 5 year old nephew
  6. From my 13 year old son: what do call a cow that kills other cows? A moo-derer
  7. Why does a cow say "moo" when you scare it? Because it's a cow-word.
  8. What kind of entertainment do cows like? Moo-sicals 🤣🤣🤣
  9. The cow says "Moo." The pig says "Oink." The dog says Ed..ward.
  10. What do cows say on Halloween? Still moo.
  11. How do you hide a cow? You Cow-Moo-flage it.
  12. Why do the Pakistanis love lean cows? Because they are moo-slim.
  13. What do you call it when a cow get's milked without consent? "Moo-lestation"
  14. Why do cows need four legs to walk? Because they lactose.
    Moo
  15. If cows go moo and sheep go baa, what do pigs say? I'll make America great again

Cow Mooing Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about cow mooing you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean cows jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make cow mooing prank.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moo!

Q: What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
A: A lawn moo-er.

What would you hear at a cow concert?
Moo-sic!

What are cows favorite party games?
MOO-sical chairs.

What do cows like to listen to?
Moo-sic.

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?
"

Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."

What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?
A merry dairy.

What newspaper do cows read?
The Daily Moos.

What do cows call Frank Sinatra?
Old Moo Eyes.

Where do cows go on their summer vacation? Moo York.

My kids favorite knock knock joke

Knock Knock
Whose there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupting C..**MOO!!**
.
Knock Knock
Whose there?
Interrupting Chicken.
*sigh* Interrupting Ch **BOCK BOCK BOCK!!!!**
.
Knock Knock
*sigh* Whose there?
Interrupting Fish.
*ponders* Interrupting F.. *SLAP! SLAP!* OW!!!

An addendum to the Interrupting Cow knock-knock joke. I believe this is the appropriate way to tell it.


"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"Impatient Cow."
"Impatient Cow W--"
"MOO!"
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part two:
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"*Patient Cow...*"
"Patient Cow *who?*"
"....."
".................."
.
.
.
.
.
"..."

What martial art do cows practice?

Moo-thai.

Two cows are standing...

in the pasture. One turns to the other and says, "Although pi is usually abbreviated to five numbers, it actually goes on to infinity."
The second cow turns to the first and says: "Moo."
(stolen from Plato and a Platypus Walk into a Bar...)

A Blonde A Brunette and A Redhead trespassed onto a farm

later a farmer came to chase them out so they all went hiding in the barnyard. The redhead hid with the pigs and said "oink" "oink", the brunette hid with the cows and said "moo" moo", and the blonde hid under a potato sack and said "potato" potato"

Technology has ruined our kids

A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions.
"Davy, what noise does a cow make? "
"It goes moo. "
"Alice, what noise does a cat make? "
"It goes meow. "
"Jamie, what sound does a lamb make? "
"It goes baaa. "
"Jennifer, what sound does a mouse make? "
"Errr.., it goes.. click! "

Meet your newest employee. My salary shall be 5000 bucks.

(TKZS = a state-run c**... collective farm.)
A man walks in the TKZS' boss office and says: "Meet your newest employee. My salary shall be 5000 bucks."
The boss laughs straight at his face: "Comrade, the average salary here is 150 bucks. I don't make 500. Why would I pay you 5000?"
„Cuz I can talk to animals. Don't believe me? Let's walk around the farm.
They reach the cow, she says "Moo!" and boss asks cockily "What'd she say?"
„She said she gives 30 litres of milk daily. She also says you and the mayor split 10 litres between you and book only 20. The boss looks a bit worried now and says „Come with me, I wanna show you the pigsty. They get there, the sow says „Oink! and boss waits for our guy's answer.
„Piggy says she gave birth to 6 piglets, but you and the mayor got one each, and booked only 4.
TKZS boss sizes up our guy and then says „Welcome aboard, let's go sign the papers.
They make their way to the office building and while they pass the goat, the goat goes „Meeh!
Boss says „Don't listen to her. Me and the mayor were a bit drunk.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head are running from the police....

.... they run into a barn to hide. The brunette hides behind a stall of cows, the redhead hides in the goat pen, and the blonde hides behind bags full of potatoes. The police come in and shine their flashlights on the cows. The brunette says "MOO!" and the police shine their lights on the goats. The redhead says "BAHH!", so the police move on to the potatoes. They shine their lights on them and the blonde says "POTATOES!!!"

What do you call a Saudi cow?

A moo-slim

You know what they say about cows in the Bermuda Triangle...

They moo in mysterious waves

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

"Moo."
What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch?
"Moo."
What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence?
"Moo."
What did the cow say when she got hit by a train?
"Why does everything always happen to meeee?"
Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

What's a cow's favorite city?

Moo-Waukee

What did the cow say when offered a job at Microsoft?

Moo....

Told this joke when I was three

Me: "Why did the cow cross the road?"
Parent: "Wh-"
Me: "Moo!"

What does a successful rapping cow struggle with?

Moo money moo problems

What do you call a skinny, Islamic cow?

A moo-slim.

What do you call a disobedient feline pirate?

A mew-tineer!
And what do you call a genetically altered cow?
A moo-tant, of course!

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo.
As told by my kid this morning.

Who is a cow and horses favorite artist ?

Moo Nay !

What do you call a gay cow?

A h**...*moo*s**...

A class of 3rd graders return from their field trip to the farm and the teacher asks them, "what kind of noises did you hear at the farm?"

The first kid raises his hand and says, "I heard the cow go moo!"
The second kid raises his hand and says, "I heard the pig go oink!"
The third kid raises his hand and says, "I heard the farmer yell 'get off my tractor you little f**...!'"

A s**... joke that my mum tells me a lot

So there are two cows eating grass in a paddock. One cow looks up and says "moo". The other cow says "hey, I was gonna say that!"

What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

What's a cow's favorite chemical?

molybdenum monoxide
MoO

What do you call a Cow on the moon?

A Moo - nwalker

Which newspaper is most popular around cows?

The Moo York Times

What is it called when a cow is unwillingly milked?

**Moo**lestation

What do you call the hair on a cows lip?

A Moo-stache.
> The perks of having too much free time in a call center.

How do cows pay for things?

With MOO-Lah
(if too corny just shiv me fam)

What do you call a counterfeit cow?

Sham moo.

What do cows and grass have in common?

They both say moo. Except the grass doesn't

Two cows in a field, one turns to the other and says "MOO"

The other cow replied "I was gonna say that!"

cow herd holding a meeting to trap poachers.....

cow head: moo moo moo moo moo moo moo.
cow herd: moo moo moo
all nodded in unison: a pen.

What did the cow say to the dog?

Moo.

What do you call a Muslim cow?

Moo-hammed.

Why is a sick cow's voice melodious?

Because it's moo-sick.

What do you call a cow that lives in an igloo?

An Eski-moo!

One cow said moo, what did the other cow say?

I wanted to say that

What does a cow think when it sees another cow get struck by lightening?

Moo

A cow who swears they remember something twice.

Must have deja moo

Where do cows go on their free time?

To the moo-seum.

What did the worker in the movie theatre say to the cow after it bought a ticket?

Enjoy your moo-vie.

What's a talkative Zimbabwean cow?

Moo gabby

What do you call it when a cow gives a false media report?

Fake moos.

What did the cow say to the horse

Moo

What's a cow's favorite song?

Moos like jagger.

What do you call a hidden cow?

Cow-moo-flage

What do you call a strange cow?

Un-moo-sual.

What do you call a cow that believes in Allah?

a Moo-slim

Barnyard Animals

What do cows say?
Moo
What do sheep say?
Baa
And what do pigs say?
Do you know why I pulled you over?

Why are cows so complicated?

They've got a lot of mooing parts

A bull notices a spider on a cow's back

He tells the cow, don't moo.

What do cows get when they hit puberty?

Moo-staches

Why does the cow say moo?

So that he can, for a brief moment, escape the unbearable scream that is silence

A cow has apparently defied great odds and given birth to four calves and have been named

Eeny, Meeny, Miney, and Moo.

The cow goes 'moo.' The horse goes 'neigh'. The pig goes

Can I see your licence and registration?

Chatting with my favorite four year old, we came up with this one: How do cows get their furniture from one house to another?

A mooing van

Did you hear about the cow that cried wolf?

Fake Moos!

What do young male Spanish cows call each other?

Moo-chachos

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