Cow Moo Jokes
101 cow moo jokes and hilarious cow moo puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cow moo that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Cow Moo Short Jokes
Short cow moo jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cow moo humour may include short bad cow jokes also.
- A joke my 10yr old sister has been repeating five times a day: where do cows live? Moo York.
- Why did the scared cow say "Moo?" Because it's a cow word.
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I thought of this today, did I make a new joke? - Knock knock Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Cow goes.
Cow goes who?
No, Cow goes Moo!
Credit to my 7 year old daughter - Knock knock! Who's there?
Cow!
Cow who?
A cow says moo, silly.
(my 5 year old daughter made me submit this... ) - If cows say "moo" and ghosts say "boo", what does the ghost of a cow say? Nothing. Cows don't have souls.
- what is the difference between a sad ghost and an angry cow? one boos sadly the other moos madly
- Why did the anorexic cow take great offense when the farmer wished him Merry Christmas? ...because he was a moo-slim.
- What do you call a cow that got hit by a car? moo-tilated.
- What did one cow say to another cow at midnight on New Years eve? Moo.
- What is a exodus of Cows called A Moo-vement
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Cow Moo One Liners
Which cow moo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cow moo? I can suggest the ones about cows and milking cow.
- Courtesy of my seven year-old son: What do cows call their clothes? Moo
- What do evil cows say? Moo ha ha.
- Why did the moo run away? Because it's a cow word
- What do you call a skinny Pakistani cow? A moo-slim.
- What do you call a cow that can't moo? A milk dud
Credit to my 5 year old nephew - From my 13 year old son: what do call a cow that kills other cows? A moo-derer
- Why does a cow say "moo" when you scare it? Because it's a cow-word.
- What kind of entertainment do cows like? Moo-sicals 🤣🤣🤣
- The cow says "Moo." The pig says "Oink." The dog says Ed..ward.
- What do cows say on Halloween? Still moo.
- How do you hide a cow? You Cow-Moo-flage it.
- Why do the Pakistanis love lean cows? Because they are moo-slim.
- What do you call it when a cow get's milked without consent? "Moo-lestation"
- Why do cows need four legs to walk? Because they lactose.
Moo - If cows go moo and sheep go baa, what do pigs say? I'll make America great again
Hilarious Cow Moo Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about cow moo you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bovine cow jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cow moo pranks.
Q: What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
A: A lawn moo-er.
What are cows favorite party games?
MOO-sical chairs.
What do cows like to listen to?
Moo-sic.
What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?
"
Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."
What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?
A merry dairy.
What do cows call Frank Sinatra?
Old Moo Eyes.
My kids favorite knock knock joke
Knock Knock
Whose there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupting C..**MOO!!**
.
Knock Knock
Whose there?
Interrupting Chicken.
*sigh* Interrupting Ch **BOCK BOCK BOCK!!!!**
.
Knock Knock
*sigh* Whose there?
Interrupting Fish.
*ponders* Interrupting F.. *SLAP! SLAP!* OW!!!
What martial art do cows practice?
Moo-thai.
Two cows are standing...
in the pasture. One turns to the other and says, "Although pi is usually abbreviated to five numbers, it actually goes on to infinity."
The second cow turns to the first and says: "Moo."
(stolen from Plato and a Platypus Walk into a Bar...)
A Blonde A Brunette and A Redhead trespassed onto a farm
later a farmer came to chase them out so they all went hiding in the barnyard. The redhead hid with the pigs and said "oink" "oink", the brunette hid with the cows and said "moo" moo", and the blonde hid under a potato sack and said "potato" potato"
Technology has ruined our kids
A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions.
"Davy, what noise does a cow make? "
"It goes moo. "
"Alice, what noise does a cat make? "
"It goes meow. "
"Jamie, what sound does a lamb make? "
"It goes baaa. "
"Jennifer, what sound does a mouse make? "
"Errr.., it goes.. click! "
Meet your newest employee. My salary shall be 5000 bucks.
(TKZS = a state-run c**... collective farm.)
A man walks in the TKZS' boss office and says: "Meet your newest employee. My salary shall be 5000 bucks."
The boss laughs straight at his face: "Comrade, the average salary here is 150 bucks. I don't make 500. Why would I pay you 5000?"
„Cuz I can talk to animals. Don't believe me? Let's walk around the farm.
They reach the cow, she says "Moo!" and boss asks cockily "What'd she say?"
„She said she gives 30 litres of milk daily. She also says you and the mayor split 10 litres between you and book only 20. The boss looks a bit worried now and says „Come with me, I wanna show you the pigsty. They get there, the sow says „Oink! and boss waits for our guy's answer.
„Piggy says she gave birth to 6 piglets, but you and the mayor got one each, and booked only 4.
TKZS boss sizes up our guy and then says „Welcome aboard, let's go sign the papers.
They make their way to the office building and while they pass the goat, the goat goes „Meeh!
Boss says „Don't listen to her. Me and the mayor were a bit drunk.
A blonde, a brunette, and a red head are running from the police....
.... they run into a barn to hide. The brunette hides behind a stall of cows, the redhead hides in the goat pen, and the blonde hides behind bags full of potatoes. The police come in and shine their flashlights on the cows. The brunette says "MOO!" and the police shine their lights on the goats. The redhead says "BAHH!", so the police move on to the potatoes. They shine their lights on them and the blonde says "POTATOES!!!"
What do you call a Saudi cow?
A moo-slim
You know what they say about cows in the Bermuda Triangle...
They moo in mysterious waves
What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?
"Moo."
What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch?
"Moo."
What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence?
"Moo."
What did the cow say when she got hit by a train?
"Why does everything always happen to meeee?"
Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.
Told this joke when I was three
Me: "Why did the cow cross the road?"
Parent: "Wh-"
Me: "Moo!"
What do you call a skinny, Islamic cow?
A moo-slim.
What do you call a disobedient feline pirate?
A mew-tineer!
And what do you call a genetically altered cow?
A moo-tant, of course!
What did the cow say to the paintbrush?
Moo.
As told by my kid this morning.
A class of 3rd graders return from their field trip to the farm and the teacher asks them, "what kind of noises did you hear at the farm?"
The first kid raises his hand and says, "I heard the cow go moo!"
The second kid raises his hand and says, "I heard the pig go oink!"
The third kid raises his hand and says, "I heard the farmer yell 'get off my tractor you little f**...!'"
A s**... joke that my mum tells me a lot
So there are two cows eating grass in a paddock. One cow looks up and says "moo". The other cow says "hey, I was gonna say that!"
What's a cow's favorite chemical?
molybdenum monoxide
MoO
What do you call a Cow on the moon?
A Moo - nwalker
What is it called when a cow is unwillingly milked?
**Moo**lestation
What do you call the hair on a cows lip?
A Moo-stache.
> The perks of having too much free time in a call center.
How do cows pay for things?
With MOO-Lah
(if too corny just shiv me fam)
What do you call a counterfeit cow?
Sham moo.
Two cows in a field, one turns to the other and says "MOO"
The other cow replied "I was gonna say that!"
What do you call a Muslim cow?
Moo-hammed.
What do you call a cow that lives in an igloo?
An Eski-moo!
One cow said moo, what did the other cow say?
I wanted to say that
A cow who swears they remember something twice.
Must have deja moo
Where do cows go on their free time?
To the moo-seum.
What's a talkative Zimbabwean cow?
Moo gabby
What do you call it when a cow gives a false media report?
Fake moos.
What did the cow say to the horse
Moo
What do you call a hidden cow?
Cow-moo-flage
What do you call a cow that believes in Allah?
a Moo-slim
Why are cows so complicated?
They've got a lot of mooing parts
A bull notices a spider on a cow's back
He tells the cow, don't moo.
What do cows get when they hit puberty?
Moo-staches
A cow has apparently defied great odds and given birth to four calves and have been named
Eeny, Meeny, Miney, and Moo.
The cow goes 'moo.' The horse goes 'neigh'. The pig goes
Can I see your licence and registration?
Chatting with my favorite four year old, we came up with this one: How do cows get their furniture from one house to another?
A mooing van
Did you hear about the cow that cried wolf?
Fake Moos!
What do young male Spanish cows call each other?
Moo-chachos
What animals say
The cow goes moo
The horse goes neigh
The dog goes woof
The pig goes "you have the right to remain silent"
why did I buy the cow
To moo the lawn
What do you call a cow who travels with you and can make phone calls?
A moo-bile phone
Recently a new supermarket opened nearby
It has an automatic water mist generator to keep the produce fresh.
Just before it starts the mist, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you pass the milk section, you hear cows mooing and you get the scent of freshly cut hay.
In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.
When you approach the egg counter, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of eggs frying.
The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and cookies.
I don't buy toilet paper there any more…
A new supermarket opened near me a few weeks ago.
They're trying a new thing: immersion! For example, when you stop by the deli you can smell fresh grass and hear cows mooing, at the fish section you smell sea salt and feel a small bit of spray on your face, and at the fruit stall you can see mist on the apples, and smell fields of oranges and pears.
I don't get toilet roll there anymore.
Bad cows, bad cows,
whatcha gonna moo?!
Two cows walk into a barn
"man i hate this farm", said the first one.
"mood", mooed the second cow.
From my 7 y/o: What do you call a cow that can't moo yet?
n0000000b!
What do you call a bra company for cows?
Moo Moo Melon.
Why do cows eat grass?
Because they are lawn-moo-ers.
My 7 year old just told us this one.
Which art style are cows best at?
Moo-saics
Everyone knows the Russians sent a dog to space, but lesser known is the mission where they sent a cow.
The mission went terribly and everyone involved, including the cow was sworn to secrecy. He was a cows-moo-not.
