Cow Horn Jokes
24 cow horn jokes and hilarious cow horn puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cow horn that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Cow Horn Short Jokes
Short cow horn jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cow horn humour may include short car horn jokes also.
- Why do farmers put bell on their cows? Because their horns don't work.
(From my 6yo who loves her new joke book.) - Why do cows wear bells? Why do cows wear bells?
Their horns don't work. - How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? The bull has horns, and the cow is the udder one.
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Cow Horn One Liners
Which cow horn one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cow horn? I can suggest the ones about wear horned and cow mooing.
- Which cow needs to wear a bell? The one whose horns don't work.
- Q: Why is the barn so noisy?
A: Because the cows have horns. - Why are barns so noisy? All the cows have horns
- What has 3 horns and gives milk ? A cow driving a car.
- How do you milk a sheep? Same way you milk a cow... DON'T do it to the ones with horns.
- Why did the Cow say "Moo"? Because her horns didn't work!
- What does a cow say to bull? Are you always that horn-ny!
Cow Horn Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about cow horn you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean honk jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cow horn pranks.
A blonde was touring a farm...
...and asked the farmer, "Why doesn't that cow over there have horns?"
"There are many reasons why a cow doesn't have horns," began the farmer. "Some cows are bred to be hornless. On some cows, the horns come in later. Sometimes, the horns are removed. And on some cows, the horns fall off. That particular cow doesn't have horns because it's a horse."
A series of cow jokes
Q: What do you call a sleeping cow?
A: A bull-dozer
Q: How does a farmer count his cows?
A: With a cowculator
Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: Because their horns don't work
Q: Why don't cows have money?
A: The farmers milk them dry
Q: What's a grumpy cow called?
A: Moooody
A blonde is walking past a pasture
Being curious about various farm animals and seeing a farmer nearby she asks him "How come those cows don't have horns? I thought cows have horns." Farmer, happy to explain the situation to polite woman nods and says "You see miss, we often remove horns from cows. That way they don't get into accidents, don't hurt each other, don't get tangled into branches or fences or simialr. We do that by either sawing them off of putting a drop of acid on the horns when they are still young so they don't grow. But those particular cows don't have horns because they are horses."
Three Bulls
Three bulls are out in a field one day, chewing on some cud.
The first bull, the largest, says "I heard there's a new bull coming in."
The second bull, not quite as large, says " I heard the same thing!"
The third bull, smaller by quite a bit, says "Me too!"
The first bull speaks up again and says "Well, he's not getting any of my cows." The second bull says the same thing and the third bull says "I only have two."
Just then, the old farmer's truck comes rumbling down the road. It stops and out pops the BIGGEST, BADDEST, STRONGEST BULL any of them had ever seen.
Mid chew, the first bull says " I guess I can spare one or two." The second bull says "Me too." But the third bull, the smallest of the three, starts to paw at the ground, and toss his horns in the air and starts flaring his nostrils.
The second bull asks "You're not going to fight him, are you?"
And he says "No! I making sure he knows I'm a bull!"
A farmer has three bulls, One small, one medium, and one large.
The large one looks over the herd of cows and says, "Half these cows are mine!" The medium-sized bull then says, "A third of these cows are mine!" And the small bull, looking crestfallen, says, "Well, the rest of these cows are mine!"
The farmer comes home one day with a simply enormous bull, one that towers over the original three. The largest one says, "Whoa... I guess I'll give him half my cows." The medium-sized one, with fear in his eyes, says, "He can have two-thirds of my cows." But the littlest bull paws at the ground, snorting and stomping, tossing his horns. The other two tell him, "Are you crazy? That new bull will crush you!"
The littlest bull replies, "I just want to make sure he knows I'm a bull."
There once was a big, strong bull...
There once was this big, strong bull. Had a ring in his nose, big horns and he went by the name of Hannibal. He had a field to himself with green grass, small dandelions and a fence. One day, the farmer brings some pretty cute cows and puts them in the field next to Hannibal.
So the bull walks up to the barbed wire and checks out the pretty ladies on the other side. He knows that he would like to get to know them a bit better - if you know what I mean - , but there is this fence between them. So he waits until the farmer leaves, takes a long run and jumps over the fence into the other field.
The cows look all startled and giggle: "O my, Hannibal... how did you get in here?"
He winks: "Just call me Hanni, honey... The rest I left hanging in the barbed wire."
- Sorry for the English, it is not my first language.
“Mister, why doesn’t this cow have any horns?” asked the young lady from a nearby city.
The farmer cocked his head for a moment, then began in a patient tone, “Well, ma’am, cattle can do a powerful lot of damage with horns. Sometimes we keep’em trimmed down with a hacksaw. Other times we can fix up the young ‘uns by puttin’ a couple drops of acid where their horns would grow in, and that stops ‘em cold. Still, there are some breeds of cattle that never grow horns.But the reason this cow don’t have no horns, ma’am, is ’cause it’s a horse.”