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Cow Dung Jokes

8 cow dung jokes and hilarious cow dung puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cow dung that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


Cow Dung Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good cow dung joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Once a man, knocked on a door and an old lady opened the door. Without a word the man went in took a lot of cow dung from his bag and threw on the carpet. "You see , I have a wonder vaccum cleaner with me here, if this doesn't work I'll eat every piece of that dung" he said.

"Do you want tomato ketchup with it ? " The lady asked. "Cause you see, we still don't have electricity in this house"

Saw a guy betting anyone $50 to see if he could fire a bullet into a pile of cow dung 30 yards away.

I thought to myself, that's kind of a crapshoot.

Good pickup line.

Two male flies are buzzing around the farmyard when they spot a female fly landing on a fresh pile of cow dung.
The one fly says, "Wow, she is cute! I'm going to try to talk to her, wish me luck."
He swoops down, lands right next to her and says, "Excuse me Miss, is this stool taken?"

The Vacuum Cleaner Salesman

A door to door vacuum salesman visits a house. When he proposes a deal the woman tells him to take a hike.
Without giving her a second chance the man empties a bucket of cow dung onto to carpet and says "If the vacuum cleaner doesn't s**... all of this up then I will eat the rest myself"
The woman goes to the kitchen and returns with a bowl of sugar and throws it over the cow dung and says:
"Start eating so long, we don't have electricity on the farm"

I was reading an article about burning cow dung as a new source of energy...

I thought it was total b**....

Heard they used to build houses out of cow dung in the old days

I think that's b**...

TIFU By Stepping Into Cow Dung

Now I have alternative facts all over me.

A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the First house of the street.


A tall lady answered the door.
Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a b**... plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet.
"Madam, if I could not clean this up within 5 minutes with the use of this new powerful Vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this dung!" exclaimed the eager salesman.
"Do you need chilly sauce or ketchup with that" asked the lady.
The bewildered salesman asked, "Why, madam?"
"There's no electricity in the house…" said the lady.

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