Covid Smell Jokes
24 covid smell jokes and hilarious covid smell puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about covid smell that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Covid Smell Short Jokes
Short covid smell jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The covid smell humour may include short covid symptom jokes also.
- Why did Dwayne 'the rock' Johnson's family get tested for COVID-19 They couldn't smell what the rock was cooking.
- I stopped showering or changing my clothes, as a precaution against COVID-19. If anybody gets within six feet of me, I know they must have lost their sense of smell.
- Why do some covid patients need to take a shower? Because they are starting to smell again
- If you lose your sense of smell due to Covid, here's a simple fix. Just reset to olfactory settings.
- Dwayne Johnson and his family all contracted COVID.. They figured it out when they couldn't smell what the rock was cooking.
- The Rock and his family just got diagnosed with Covid-19 No one at his home can smell what he's cooking tonight.
- People have been using crystals and essential oils to protect themselves from covid. Their corpses smell great and look very fashionable.
- With losing your sense of smell from COVID-19 being a symptom, I no longer call it f**... in a crowded elevator. I call it a free COVID-19 test
- They say President Trump first noticed he may have Covid-19 When he couldn't smell the b**... coming out of his own mouth.
- f**... under the covers is no longer called a Dutch oven... It's a free Covid test. If you can still smell or taste it, you're negative.
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Covid Smell One Liners
Which covid smell one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with covid smell? I can suggest the ones about covid symptoms and covid masks.
- What is the best thing about getting COVID? Your farts don't smell anymore.
- The Rock has come down with COVID-19 So he can't smell what he's cooking :(
Covid Smell Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about covid smell you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean covid test jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make covid smell pranks.
I tried an At Home Covid Test
Instructions:
1. Open a can of beer and try to smell it.
2. If you can smell the beer, drink it to see if you can taste it.
3. If you can smell it and taste it, this confirms that you don't have the Covid.
Last night, I did the test 19 times and all were negative. Tonight, I am going to do the test again because this morning I woke up with a headache and I feel like I'm coming down with something.
Home Covid Test.
1: Open a can of beer and try to smell it.
2: If you can smell the beer, drink it to see if you can taste it.
3: If you can taste it and smell it, this confirms you don't have Covid.
Last night, I did the test 15 times and all were negative. Tonight I am going to do the test again because this morning I woke up with a headache and feeling like I am coming down with something.
Do It Yourself COVID Test
1. Pour a glass of wine and smell it
2. If you can smell it, then taste it
3. If you can both smell it and taste it, you do not have the Covid virus
Just to test it out, I did the test 19 times last evening and, thank God, all the tests were negative. But I'll have to repeat them today, as I woke up with a headache and a bit disoriented this morning.
Home Covid Test.
1: Open a can of beer and try to smell it.
2: If you can smell the beer, drink it to see if you can taste it.
3: If you can taste it and smell it, this confirms you don't have Covid.
Last night, I did the test 15 times and all were negative. Tonight I am going to do the test again because this morning I woke up with a headache and feeling like I am coming down with something.
I am so nervous.
I was queuing to go into the supermarket when the man in front of me f**....
Before I could say anything, he said, "If you heard anything it means you're not following social distancing. But if you can smell it, luckily for you it means that you're covid negative!"
COVID-19 home test:
Open a beer and smell it. If you can smell the beer, this is good, as one of the symptoms of COVID-19 is a loss of smell.
Now drink the beer. If you can taste it, this is good, as another symptom of COVID-19 is loss of taste.
I was tested 11 times yesterday, and all tests turned out negative.
I need more testing today, since headache is another potential symptom...
A new and easy test for COVID-19
Take a glass and pour your favourite spirit, then see if you can smell it.
If you can then you are halfway there.
Then drink it and if you can taste it then it is reasonable to assume you are currently free of the virus.
I tested myself nine times last night and was virus free every time, thank goodness.
I will have to test myself again today, as I have a headache, which can also be one of the symptoms!!!
Free Organic Pathologist Test
Go upto a tree and take a leak:
* If pee attracts ants, you've got diabetes.
* If it dries fast, your sodium is high.
* If it smells like meat, your cholesterol is high.
* If you forgot to unzip, it's Alzheimer's.
* If you missed the tree, Parkinson's.
* If you peed on your shoes, enlarged prostate.
* If you can't smell it, COVID 19.
After my friend got COVID, he threw away all his soaps, shampoos and deodorants...
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....because the doctor said he wouldn't smell anymore.
Day 5 of posting clean and soapy dad jokes for a week!
f**... under the bed sheets is no longer called a dutch oven.
It's now called a covid test. If you can smell it you don't have covid.
A woman goes to the doctor because she suspects she might have covid
She enters the office and while she was in the middle of explaining her symptoms the doctor with a blushed face calls his assistant and asks for a room to admit the woman into the hospital.
The woman surprised says "Are you sure I have covid? It's just a mild cough and I haven't been even tested yet!
To which the doctor replies "Lady I just had finished my lunch and released a huge f**... a second before you came in, if you couldn't smell that I'm not wasting a test"
Daily Covid-19 check
At 7 p.m. open the whiskey bottle and smell it.
If you can smell, you are not infected.
Then pour it in in a glass tumbler.
Taste it. if you can feel the taste, you are not infected.
\~ Dr Johnny Walker