The Best 35 Covid Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Covid jokes. There are some covid jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these covid puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Covid Jokes and Puns

COVID-19 is not a joke and should be taken seriously

A former patient was so brain damaged afterwards that he wrongly believed he'd won an election that he actually lost by 7 million votes.

Ever wonder how a Jehovah's Witness spreads their word during Covid?

Now that you're here, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?

I got my covid test results and I'm so confused.. it was just the number 83...

On the plus side my IQ test came back positive

How do you talk with a COVID denier

with an Ouija board

I have a joke about the exceptional healthcare and medicine Trump took to recover from COVID.

But, no one else would get it.


A Covid test nurse asked me if I've had a sudden loss of taste.

I told her, "No, I've dressed like this for quite a while."

Has COVID-19 got you wearing glasses and a mask at the same time?

You may be entitled to condensation.

EDIT (July 14, 2020 7:40PM PST): Um, wow. I did not expect the 2.9K likes, especially since I didn't come up with it. Thanks for the support guys and y'all got me, I read it somewhere else and shared it.

My girlfriend got covid

This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.

America won the war against COVID the same way they won the war against Vietnam

It got too expensive and they just declared it was over.

I like my women like I like COVID

19, breathtaking, and easily spread

Eminem isn't allowed to get the full COVID vaccine

He only gets one shot

You can explore covid reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean covid dad jokes. There are also covid puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


COVID is bringing everyone a little closer to being Batman

Either you are wearing a mask or your parents are dead.

I could tell you a COVID joke...

But it would take 2 weeks to see if you get it.

Covid is not a joke and should be taken seriously

A former patient was so brain damaged afterwards, he wrongly believed he'd won an election he actually lost by millions of votes.

I'd make a COVID joke.

But it would be tasteless.

"Zoom meetings" is a stupid name, and it's branded. We should call it a bit more casual like "coworker video chat"...

Or something shorter, like "co-vid".

Why were the ants unaffected by the covid virus?

They have lil anty bodies.

Did you hear about the prince who caught Covid from his father?

He was next in line to be Coronated.

COVID is so bad in India...

That i haven't got a scam call in ages


They shouldn't have called it zoom

Co-vid woulda been a better name

I was eating a steak in my favorite restaurant (pre Covid)

Suddenly, a girl walked towards me and shouted at me: "Enjoying your meat, MURDERER??"

"Seriously Vanessa, it was 20 years ago and your dad had a knife..."

My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. "She obviously has COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked.

My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste."

If you lose your sense of smell due to Covid, here's a simple fix.

Just reset to olfactory settings.

How long did it take for the first guy to get covid?

He got it right off the bat

Although COVID spreads mostly through the mouth & nose..

..scientists now conclude the greatest risk comes from assholes.

Damn girl, do you have Covid?

Because if you're talking to me, then you have no taste.

The CDC warns tomorrow could be one of the worst days ever for Covid.

Because after the inauguration people everywhere will simultaneously exhale.

Why did the graveyard get a COVID test?

Because of all the coffin.

A friend of mine went to take the vaccine for covid yesterday

After getting vaccinated, his vision was blurred and when he reached home, he called the hospital that gave him the vaccine for advice asking if he should be hospitalized.

The hospital told him to come back and collect his glasses

North Korea is handling Covid surprisingly well

Last week 9/10 doctors said Covid-19 was under control,



This week the stat went up to 9/9!

3 months since I had COVID and I've still got very little sense of taste.

Sometimes I just find myself settling down on the sofa, opening up Netflix and sticking on Friends

This is the first year I'm not going to travel because of covid

Normally it's because I'm poor

The Covid19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.

They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge.

Americas covid numbers are only because the population is so dense

There are also a lot of people in certain locations

The joke industry has been hit particularly hard by Covid

Nobody has walked into a bar in months.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the covid jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working covid piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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