Covet Jokes
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They say not to covet
which isn't too difficult as a kleptomaniac.
How do you steal something you really want?
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Ten Commandments
God sends his angel to Earth to deliver his Commandments to the people. First the angel visited the Germans: "God has sent me to deliver his commandments", says the angel. "Give us an example", say the Germans "Thou shall not covet your neighbours land" "Begone!!!", say the Germans
Next the angel goes the France. They too want an example. "Thou shall not covet your neighbour's wife" "Begone!!!!", say the French.
Next the angel goes to the Jews. "God has sent me to deliver his commandments" "Well how much are they", ask the Jews "Well, actually they're free..." "WE'LL TAKE TEN!!!!!!!"
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