Covered Jokes

Funniest Covered Short Jokes

Short covered jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The covered humour may include short coverage jokes also.

1. My girlfriend said, "You act like a detective too much. I want to split up." "Good idea," I replied. "We can cover more ground that way."
2. An essay should be like a skirt. Long enough to cover everything but short enough to keep your attention.
3. I was so embarrassed that my wife caught me playing with my son's train set that I threw the bedsheet over it. I think I managed to cover my tracks.
4. Wife: You're shirtless? (husband nods)
   Wife: And covered in...oil?
   -Well, you know how you always say I never glisten?
   Wife: Listen. You never listen.
   -Oh
5. When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body, but I'm so polite... ...I only look at the covered parts.
6. James Bond always holds his farts while in bed Otherwise he would blow his cover.
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   (Look I'm not funny this was my first and only attempt so sorry X\_X)
7. A police officer accidentally arrested a judge who was dressed like a convict for a costume party. He quickly learned to never book a judge by their cover
8. Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone? Because eventually, its cover would be blown.
9. The thought of one of my friends catching me playing with my train set is so embarrassing. So I covered the set up with bedsheets. Nobody will find out now, my tracks are covered
10. I covered all my weapons in glue. I questioned it at first, but I decided to stick to my guns.

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Covered One Liners

Which covered one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with covered? I can suggest the ones about contained and overs.

1. Where does a spy sleep? Under covers.
2. What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover? 100 meter Daesh
3. How do you cover 18 holes with one hole? Have your mom sit down on a golf course.
4. What do you call a young plastic covered sheep? Laminated
5. What does a CIA Agent do when it's time for bed? He Goes Under Cover.
6. What do you call a police officer that doesn't get out of bed? An under cover cop.
7. Why was the pig covered in ink? Because it lived in a pen
8. I like my camgirls like I like my French fries. Steaming hot and covered in oil.
9. What do you call a Russian cow covered in grass? Moscow!
10. How do you cover a doctor's mistake? With soil.
11. Why was the number 7 covered in pee? Because 7 said to next number "Yer an 8".
12. You can't judge a book by its cover Now you can't even assume it's a book
13. Why do Japanese hate bingo? They all scramble for cover when you call B-29
14. I wrote a book about famous pianists It covers all the key players
15. I need to put my phone in a cover Just in case

Chocolate Covered Jokes

Here is a list of funny chocolate covered jokes and even better chocolate covered puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I grew up in a rough part of town... The local youths used to cover me in chocolate and cream, then put a cherry on my head. Life was tough in the gateau.
• What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A chocolate ba-a-a-a
• What's the difference between a kinder surprise and Michael jackson. One is a choking hazard for children and the other is a chocolate covered candy
• I grew up in a rough neighborhood. As a Child, people would cover me in chocolate, cream, and then put a cherry on top. It's was tough in the Gateau
• Urgent news: A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt. Archologist believe it maybe Pharaoh Roche...
• I recently found an ice cream man dead, covered in sprinkles, chocolate chips and strawberry sauce. He topped himself.
• Growing up in a rough area I grew up in a rough area. When I was a kid people used to cover me in Chocolate and cream and put a Cherry on top of my head
  Life was tough in the Gateau.
• Failures in Marketing. Exhibit: Choc-coli The chocolate covered broccoli that is both *semi-nutritious* and *semi-delicious*.
• I heard an Italian supercar manufacturer is going to be making its next model be covered in chocolate and hazelnuts They're calling it the Ferrari Rocher
• Why did the priest sell chocolate covered almonds at the fundraiser? Because there's no nut like a religious nut.

Covered Feathers Jokes

Here is a list of funny covered feathers jokes and even better covered feathers puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My little brother told me this one Why do ducks have feathers? He says grinning through his teeth
  Why?
  To cover there But-Quacks! He says absolutely dyeing
• I asked a partying man covered in feathers if he'd taken lots of drugs this evening... Quoth the raver: "Never more"
• My 7 year old told me this one (sfw) Why does the duck have feathers?
  To cover it's quack hole!
• A joke from my grandad Why is a duck filled with feathers.
  To cover it's buttquack
• Do you know the number one use for chicken feathers in Indiana? Its to cover all the chickens!
• What do ducks have feathers? To cover their quackholes

Covered Blanket Jokes

Here is a list of funny covered blanket jokes and even better covered blanket puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I've just checked my home insurance policy and apparently if my blanket is stolen in the middle of the night, l'm not covered.
• I just started a new band called 'Blankets and duvet' We've already been called the best cover band of all time
• What did the blanket say to the bed? Don't worry, I've got you covered.
• Did you know that on average, people want 3 covers on their beds at all times? It's just a blanket statement.
• The Orientation for my new job at the Mattress Store was today. The Manager handed me a King-sized Blanket and said, "Well, I think that covers just about everything here."
• What did the soldier say to his blanket? "Cover me!"
  Forgive me pls
• A blanket walks into a bar... the bouncer stops him at the door and says "sir, you have to pay a cover charge to get in."
• Giving the homeless blankets Is just covering up the problem

Covered Wagon Jokes

Here is a list of funny covered wagon jokes and even better covered wagon puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Cameron, Merkel, and Holland are releasing a new cover version of three wheels on my wagon

Comical Covered Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about covered you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean wrap jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make covered pranks.