Covered Feathers Jokes
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Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their b**... quacks.
.....I'll gather your upvotes and see my way out.
My little brother told me this one
Why do ducks have feathers? He says grinning through his teeth
Why?
To cover there But-Quacks! He says absolutely dyeing
I asked a partying man covered in feathers if he'd taken lots of drugs this evening...
Quoth the raver: "Never more"
My 7 year old told me this one (sfw)
Why does the duck have feathers?
To cover it's quack hole!
A joke from my grandad
Why is a duck filled with feathers.
To cover it's buttquack
Do you know the number one use for chicken feathers in Indiana?
Its to cover all the chickens!
What do ducks have feathers?
To cover their quackholes
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Bird of Paradise
His hair's all green, he's got brightly colored tattoos covering his arms and piercings all over his face. Feathers hang from each earlobe. Across the aisle sits an old man who proceeds to stare at him for the next fifteen miles. Eventually the punker gets pretty unnerved and blurts out:
Hey man, didn't you do anything crazy when you were young?
Without missing a beat, the old man replies:
Yeah, when I was in the Navy, I got drunk one night in Singapore and had s**... with a Bird of Paradise. I was just wondering if you were my son.
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This punker gets on a bus and takes a seat.
His hair's all green, he's got brightly colored tattoos covering his arms and piercings all over his face. Feathers hang from each earlobe. Across the aisle sits an old man who proceeds to stare at him for the next fifteen miles. Eventually the punker gets pretty unnerved and blurts out:
Hey man, didn't you do anything crazy when you were young?
Without missing a beat, the old man replies:
Yeah, when I was in the Navy, I got drunk one night in Singapore and had s**... with a Bird of Paradise. I was just wondering if you were my son.
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From Mark Z. Danielewski's "House of Leaves".
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