Covered Blanket Jokes
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I was so embarrassed when my wife found me playing with my son's train set that I threw a blanket over it.
I think I managed to cover my tracks.
I've just checked my home insurance policy
and apparently if my blanket is stolen in the middle of the night, l'm not covered.
I just started a new band called 'Blankets and duvet'
We've already been called the best cover band of all time
My daughter just became a dad.
We had a chilly night recently, putting her to bed I asked "do you want covered with your bigger blanket?" She replied "no thanks, I don't need covered, I have insurance"
What did the blanket say to the bed?
Don't worry, I've got you covered.
Did you know that on average, people want 3 covers on their beds at all times?
It's just a blanket statement.
The Orientation for my new job at the Mattress Store was today.
The Manager handed me a King-sized Blanket and said, "Well, I think that covers just about everything here."
Why did the blanket lie and confess to the m**...?
It was the perfect cover.
What did the soldier say to his blanket?
"Cover me!"
Forgive me pls
A blanket walks into a bar...
the bouncer stops him at the door and says "sir, you have to pay a cover charge to get in."
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