Coverage Jokes

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The Best Coverage Puns

A politicians promise

A politician visited a village and asked what their needs were.

We have 2 basic needs sir, replied the villager.

Firstly, we have a hospital, but there's no doctor.

On hearing this, politician whipped out his cellphone, and after speaking for a while he reassured the village leader that the doctor would be there the next day. He then asked about the second problem.

Secondly sir, there is no cellphone coverage anywhere in this village.

With all this media coverage about the clowns...

I'll be so glad when the election is over.

A politician visited a village in India..

A politician visited an Indian village and asked what their needs were.
We have 2 basic needs sir, replied the villager.
Firstly, we have a hospital, but there's no doctor.

On hearing this, the politician whipped out his cellphone, and after speaking for a while he reassured the village leader that the doctor would be there the next day. He then asked about the second problem.

Secondly sir, there is no cellphone coverage anywhere in the village.

Four insurance companies are in competition.

One comes up with the slogan, "Coverage from the cradle to the grave."


The Second one tries to improve on that with, "Coverage from the womb to the tomb."


Not to be outdone, the third one comes up with, "From the sperm to the worm."


The fourth insurance company really thought hard and almost gave up the race, but finally came up with, "From the erection to the resurrection."

Why did the stripper need more insurance?

She had little to no coverage.


Health insurance is rare for exotic dancers.

Most strippers have little or no coverage.

Yo momma is so fat, shes got more "coverage" than my cell phone provider

House republicans couldn't agree on contraceptive coverage...

... so they just pulled out instead.

Will there be 4G coverage on Mars?

Sadly it'll only be 0.4g.

What kind of insurance do you buy for a horse and buggy?

Foal coverage

What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson?

A gap in coverage.


A new study was released linking caffiene consumption and news media coverage.

The link was strongest among those in the French press. (Sory)

the teacher was telling the students how their town would get 100% eclipse coverage

when Johnnie said, ''that sucks cause we will be visiting family down in Texas, so I won't get to see the eclipse in its full glory.''

Lindsey said, '' don't worry Johnny! when your mom stands in front of the sun you'll get 100% eclipse coverage wherever you are!

I might be on trial for indecent exposure...

but all the news coverage is giving me some pretty decent exposure.

The most unrealistic part of The Martian movie was...

CNN's coverage did not involve speculation about whether Joe Biden would also get stuck on Mars

Burka Insurance

Did you know that Arabic women can get 100% coverage on burka insurance?

Volvo pulls its ads from 'Hannity' after Moore coverage

Volvo owners begin smashing their cars in protest.

Why doesn't Lilly from AT&T commercials show any cleavage?

Because AT&T has the best coverage

What's the minimum required car insurance coverage in Russia?

Collusion.


Why is the suicide bomber getting so much coverage?

I mean seriously, the guy is all over the place!

The United States was denied healthcare coverage because of a pre-existing condition

Republicans

ESPN's hockey coverage.

Insurance should also cover...

A flight and visa for Canada.

The Presidency was an Act of God (AoG) , and many got hurt, and will get hurt from the conflict, and thus I require coverage.

Pete Rose would not make a World Series prediction during the pregame coverage.

I guess he's not a betting man.

How to catch a bear.

Dig a deep hole, fill it with twigs and other pieces of firewood, and burn the wood. When the wood is all good and burned, cover the hole with some sort of coverage, and open a can of vegetables, like peas and place the peas all around the entrance to the hole. Hide somewhere downwind of the hole

When the bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the ash hole.

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