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36 coverage jokes and hilarious coverage puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about coverage that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

This humorous article looks at insurance coverage and jokes about the corruption and scandals associated with it. It will take you inside the life of a reporter and the various issues they face when dealing with this issue. Read this article to find out more!

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Funniest Coverage Short Jokes

Short coverage jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The coverage humour may include short covered jokes also.

  1. It turns out, 'Fox News' has no actual coverage of foxes. I was also disappointed by BBC news.
  2. With all this media coverage about the clown... I'll be so glad when the election is over.
  3. I had my wife dress as a nurse and get on top last night. That's the closest to healthcare coverage I've had since I was 26.
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  4. House republicans couldn't agree on contraceptive coverage... ... so they just pulled out instead.
  5. You might be able to use a smuggled cell phone in prison. You just have to have cell coverage.
  6. Where I live, I have poor cell phone coverage. I also have to drive several miles to get decent food and shopping. The struggle is rural.
  7. A new study was released linking caffiene consumption and news media coverage. The link was strongest among those in the French press. (Sory)
  8. I might be on trial for indecent exposure... but all the news coverage is giving me some pretty decent exposure.
  9. The most unrealistic part of The Martian movie was... CNN's coverage did not involve speculation about whether Joe Biden would also get stuck on Mars
  10. Volvo pulls its ads from 'Hannity' after Moore coverage Volvo owners begin smashing their cars in protest.

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Coverage One Liners

Which coverage one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with coverage? I can suggest the ones about insurance and wrapper.

  1. Why did the stripper need more insurance? She had little to no coverage.
  2. Health insurance is rare for exotic dancers. Most strippers have little or no coverage.
  3. Yo momma is so fat, shes got more "coverage" than my cell phone provider
  4. Will there be 4G coverage on Mars? Sadly it'll only be 0.4g.
  5. What kind of insurance do you buy for a horse and buggy? Foal coverage
  6. What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson? A gap in coverage.
  7. Burka Insurance Did you know that Arabic women can get 100% coverage on burka insurance?
  8. What's the minimum required car insurance coverage in Russia? Collusion.
  9. ESPN's hockey coverage.
  10. I recently watched the news medias report on the presidential coverage. That's the joke.
  11. The media's coverage of Cecil the lion.
  12. Popsicle Joke: Why does starbucks get such bad news coverage? Because their covfefe s**...

Insurance Coverage Jokes

Here is a list of funny insurance coverage jokes and even better insurance coverage puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Insurance should also cover... A flight and visa for Canada.
    The Presidency was an Act of God (AoG) , and many got hurt, and will get hurt from the conflict, and thus I require coverage.
  • I told my wife last night that I need to get "Bed Insurance" That way I could some 'basic coverage.'
Coverage joke, I told my wife last night that I need to get "Bed Insurance"

Ridiculous Coverage Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter

What funny jokes about coverage you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean scope jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make coverage pranks.

A politicians promise

A politician visited a village and asked what their needs were.
We have 2 basic needs sir, replied the villager.
Firstly, we have a hospital, but there's no doctor.
On hearing this, politician whipped out his cellphone, and after speaking for a while he reassured the village leader that the doctor would be there the next day. He then asked about the second problem.
Secondly sir, there is no cellphone coverage anywhere in this village.

A politician visited a village in India..

A politician visited an Indian village and asked what their needs were.
We have 2 basic needs sir, replied the villager.
Firstly, we have a hospital, but there's no doctor.
On hearing this, the politician whipped out his cellphone, and after speaking for a while he reassured the village leader that the doctor would be there the next day. He then asked about the second problem.
Secondly sir, there is no cellphone coverage anywhere in the village.

A POLITICIAN visited a village and asked what their needs were

We have 2 basic needs, sir, replied the villager.
Firstly, we have a hospital, but there's not the doctor.
On hearing this, the politician whipped out his cellphone, and after speaking for a while he reassured the village leader that the doctor would be there the next day. He then asked about the second problem.
Secondly sir, there is no cellphone coverage anywhere in this village.

Four insurance companies are in competition.

One comes up with the slogan, "Coverage from the cradle to the grave."
The Second one tries to improve on that with, "Coverage from the w**... to the tomb."
Not to be outdone, the third one comes up with, "From the s**... to the worm."
The fourth insurance company really thought hard and almost gave up the race, but finally came up with, "From the e**... to the resurrection."

The other day my house caught fire.

The insurance agent said, "Shouldn't be a problem. What kind of coverage do you have?" I said, "Fire and theft." Insurance agent frowned. "Uh oh. Wrong kind. Should be fire OR theft." Apparently, the only way I can make a claim with this coverage is if the house is robbed WHILE it's burning down.

Homeless man tells the tale

I talked with a homeless man this morning and asked him how he ended up this way.
He said, Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had HDTV and Internet, and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library. I was working on my MBA on-line. I had no bills and no debt. I even had full medical benefits coverage.
I felt sorry for him, so I asked, What happened? Drugs? Alcohol? Divorce?
Oh no, nothing like that, he said, because of Coronavirus, I was unexpectedly paroled.

After a group of scientists invented a tasteless o**... ingestible Covid vaccine they had a meeting to decide which products would be best to put it in to get to finally get to 100% coverage in America.

Ranch dressing will get 98% and Horse dewormer paste to cover the last 2%

the teacher was telling the students how their town would get 100% eclipse coverage

when Johnnie said, ''that s**... cause we will be visiting family down in Texas, so I won't get to see the eclipse in its full glory.''
Lindsey said, '' don't worry Johnny! when your mom stands in front of the sun you'll get 100% eclipse coverage wherever you are!

Coverage joke, I might be on trial for indecent exposure...