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- Did you hear about the bed bug band? They mostly play covers
(OC my dudes, read em and weep) - I just started a new band called 'Blankets and duvet' We've already been called the best cover band of all time
- My friends and I started a band and called it 'Books' so.. No one can judge us by our covers.
- I'm in a band. We do covers of Stone Sour, Stone Temple Pilots, and The Rolling Stones. We're a rock band.
- Me and my friends from the obsessive compulsive support group are starting a rock cover band. We're calling ourselves OC/DC.
- Why is it so hard to find the world's best tribute band? Because they cover their tracks so well
- An upset man has filed a lawsuit against Nirvana over the band's iconic 1991 album cover. Sounds like a baby just trying to grab some money.
- I like to pick up women at Cover Band concerts. Since I already know they are willing to settle.
- I used to be in a band called the radiators... We were a warm up act. Then I joined the duvets. We did mainly covers.
- I tried to make an abba cover band using entirely woodwind Unfortunately, the world just wasn't ready for OBBO.
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- Recently joined a Styx cover band We play the same songs, but heavier. We're called Logz.
- I'm in a band called 'Duvet' We're a cover band.
- I'm in a Sublime cover band I actually DO have to practice Santeria
- Why was the band named "Books" So no one would judge them by their covers
- When I lived in Rome I started a Blink-182 cover band... We called it Blink-CLXXXII
- I've joined a band called the foreskins We mostly play cheesy covers
- My friends and I are starting a Cover band We're called Saran Saran
- What's the name of the Russian bee gees cover band? KGBGs
- What was the Mexican Aerosmith cover band's favorite song to play? Guac this way.
- I'm about to be fired from a Sublime cover band... I don't practice Santeria.
- What was the name of Iran's first 80's cover band ? Quran Quran
- What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists? Baryon my wayward son!
- I want to start an all Chinese, Iron Maiden cover band It'll be called Maiden China
- I started a Regina Spektor cover band. I call it "Saskatoon Goblin."
- Which band does metal covers of pop music inside cinemas? Pop Korn
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They say you can never judge a book by its cover. But it’s the only way to
judge a tribute band.
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A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking.
He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is extremely drunk.
When he enters his house, he doesn't want to wake anyone, so he takes off his shoes and starts tip-toeing up the stairs.
Half-way up the stairs, he falls over backwards and lands flat on his rear end.
That wouldn't have been so bad, except that he had couple of empty pint bottles in his back pockets, and they broke, and the broken glass carved up his buttocks terribly.
But,he was so drunk that he didn't know he was hurt.
A few minutes later, as he was u**..., he noticed blood,so he checked himself out in the mirror, and, sure enough, his behind was cut up something terrible.
Well, he repaired the damage as best he could under the circumstances, and he went to bed.
The next morning, his head was hurting, and his rear was hurting, and he was hunkering under the covers trying to think up some good story, when his wife came into the bedroom.
"Well, you really tied one on last night," she said.
"Where'd you go?"
"I worked late," he said, "and I stopped off for a couple of beers."
"A couple of beers? That's a laugh," she replied, "You got plastered last night. Where the heck did you go?"
"What makes you so sure I got drunk last night,anyway?"
"Well," she replied, "my first big clue was when I got up this morning and found a bunch of band-aids stuck to the mirror."
Me and my Pink Floyd cover band played at an Epilepsy Awareness Concert...
... we absolutely killed!
The bands Jet and Government Mule are on tour for the USO...
Since they are touring together, they are advertised on the signs as Jet-Mule. They are preparing to perform a charity concert. At the concert, the event organizers plan to welcome the former members of Seal Team Six onto the stage. Right before the concert is planned to start, an intern runs to the director of the event and says "Sir! Sir! Someone has beat up the Seals. They're seriously hurt! They're covered in bruises! They're covered in welts!" The director says "Do we know who did this?" The intern replies "A witness said it was the band who hurt them." The director says "Well, that's impossible." "How do you know?" asked the intern.
"Because," he said, "Jet-Mule can't welt Seal teams."
What is the male cover band of The Cranberries called?
Boysenberries
There was a U2 cover band playing at a bar last night...
I hate to say it, but they were even better than the real thing.
TIL the current Prime Minister of of Canada has a tattoo, and is in a cover band called the Van Cats, but...
...only the first part was Trudeau.
Why was the Sublime cover band so bad?
They don't practice Santeria.
Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?
Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.
What would Al Gore's Jethro Tull cover band be called?
An Inconvenient Flute.
As a Christian I can't Believe there are Billy Idol Cover Bands
The Bible is very clear that we should not have False Idols
So, the guy who plays Captain America bought a pirate ship.
And he covered it in Vegas-style lights
And he has Phil Collins' band playing on it.
...
It's a Neon Genesis Evans' Galleon
So did you hear about the CIA cover band?
Aparently they make excellent renditions.
Give a man some jam and he can enjoy a nice piece of toast
Teach a man to jam and his Phish cover band will ruin your wedding
Helium, Krypton, and Neon started a band. Why did everyone hate their cover of Don't Fear the Reaper?
No Bell.
Anyone want to start a Phil Collins cover band?
We can call it Mike + The Mechanics
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A Muslim band just released a cover song
It's called j**... Me At Hello
There is a Malaysian '80s cover band called "The Union."
What were they thinking, not going with "Durian Durian"?
I'm trying to get into classical music,
but I can't find any original recordings. All the music is performed by cover bands.
What do they call the all-nun Led Zeppelin cover band?
Spouses of the Holy
I'm starting an all-Toddler A-Capella U2 Cover Band
they're called "Rattle and Hum"
I'd like to see a group of Wilfred Brimley impersonators form a Beatles cover band.
They would be called The Diabeatles.
Classical music is such a scam...
You pay hundreds of dollars to go see Mozart live and in concert, and every time it's just a cover band
I've started a U2 cover band!
And the best part is we're playing our shows pro-bono
My sister wanted to know if I could think of a good name for her Mancunian britpop covers band
No way, sis.
Who is the drummer for the Austrialian Beatles cover band?
ɹɐʇs oƃuᴉp
What is the perfect name for a midget Metallica cover band?
Meshortica.
A bass player found a genie
A bass player found a genie, rubbed it and said I want to be the best bass player in all of America
the genie responded your wish is my command and he spent the next few years touring with some of the biggest bands in the country
He eventually got bored of just staying in America so he found the genie again and said I want to be the best bass player in the world
The genie responded your wish is my command and he was suddenly on a world wide tour.
He eventually got bored and found the genie one more time and said I want to be better than any bass player has ever been
Suddenly he was on tour as the rhythm guitarist of a middle school cover band
I am thinking of making a cover band of Beatles without the drums.
I would name it The Beatles with an extra 's'.
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Have you heard of a French ABBA cover band with just 3 members?
They're not any good, completely butcher the songs.
They're called ABBA t**...
I heard a bunch of former soviet space engineers started an 80's cover band...
they called themselves Buran Buran