The Best 4 Covenant Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Covenant jokes. There are some covenant ark jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these covenant stake puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Covenant Jokes and Puns

What is a Covenant Grunt's least favorite day?

It's birthday.

Why did the Covenant Economy collapse?

Because there was no Prophet.

Chuck Norris opened the Ark of the Covenant and kept his eyes open. The Ark melted.

How does master chief lure the covenant into his trap?

He master...baits... hue hue hue hue hue..

credit to my XBL party earlier and lack of sleep

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the covenant contract jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working covenant agreement piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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