Covenant Jokes

Following is our collection of tada puns and ark one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Covenant jokes for adults, dirty vow jokes and clean stake dad gags for kids.

The Best Covenant Puns

What is a Covenant Grunt's least favorite day?

It's birthday.

Why did the Covenant Economy collapse?

Because there was no Prophet.

Chuck Norris opened the Ark of the Covenant and kept his eyes open. The Ark melted.

How does master chief lure the covenant into his trap?

He master...baits... hue hue hue hue hue..

credit to my XBL party earlier and lack of sleep

There is an abundance of contract jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 4 funniest jokes and covenant puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any agreement witze you can hear about covenant.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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