Cove Jokes

Following is our collection of alberta puns and gull one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Cove jokes for adults, dirty lagoon jokes and clean creek dad gags for kids.

The Best Cove Puns

I covered all my weapons in glue.

I questioned it at first, but I decided to stick to my guns.

I was going to cover my bathroom floor with dead baby skin...

My wife told be that would be infant tile.

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

How do you cover a doctor's mistake?

With soil.

Can you cover for me/

I missed my shift.


What's more covered in sweat than a marathon runner at the end of a race?

Josh Duggar at a family reunion.

Will there be 4G coverage on Mars?

Sadly it'll only be 0.4g.

What do you cover for protection, plug up the rear, and finger all day?

Your phone lol (sorry really high)

What was the name of Iran's first 80's cover band ?

Quran Quran

I'm going to cover my whole body in gift-wrap.

Then I can say I'm truly living in the present.

Is it ok if I cover you with this shroud?

No Way! "Over my dead body!"


They say not to covet

which isn't too difficult as a kleptomaniac.

Tried to cover Miles Davis but failed miserably...

I Kind of Blue it

What is a Covenant Grunt's least favorite day?

It's birthday.

I tried looking for cover versions of Milli Vanilli songs

but it turned out that they weren't the original ones.

Why did the Covenant Economy collapse?

Because there was no Prophet.

Covering the newest trump scandle in class

Teacher: there are some things that guys compare in the locker room

Me: like hand size

What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.

What do you get when you cover yourself in railroad lines?

A tracksuit...


What do you get when you cover Australia's capital with cranberries?

Cranberra.

There was a U2 cover band playing at a bar last night...

I hate to say it, but they were even better than the real thing.

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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