Cove Jokes
21 cove jokes and hilarious cove puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cove that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short cove jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cove humour may include short cave jokes also.
- My new and 100% original (and truly terrible) COVID pirate joke... How did the pirates manage to avoid the pandemic?
They cove-hid. - Edna Mode must have named all of the water inlets in the USA. We have gulfs, bays, shores, beaches, coves, ..., but no capes.
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What funny jokes about cove you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean comb over jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cove pranks.
I covered all my weapons in glue.
I questioned it at first, but I decided to stick to my guns.
I was going to cover my bathroom floor with dead baby skin...
My wife told be that would be infant tile.
How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?
Have your mom sit down on a golf course.
How do you cover a doctor's mistake?
With soil.
Can you cover for me/
I missed my shift.
What's more covered in sweat than a marathon runner at the end of a race?
Josh Duggar at a family reunion.
Will there be 4G coverage on Mars?
Sadly it'll only be 0.4g.
The cover on my ironing board was wrinkled
so I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of "irony."
I had to cover my coworker's shift at work today. she said she couldn't come in because she was too constipated.
But I think she's full of c**....
What do you cover for protection, plug up the rear, and finger all day?
Your phone lol (sorry really high)
Is it ok if I cover you with this shroud?
No Way! "Over my dead body!"
What was the name of Iran's first 80's cover band ?
Quran Quran
I'm going to cover my whole body in gift-wrap.
Then I can say I'm truly living in the present.
What is a Covenant Grunt's least favorite day?
It's birthday.
Tried to cover Miles Davis but failed miserably...
I Kind of Blue it
They say not to covet
which isn't too difficult as a kleptomaniac.
Why did the Covenant Economy collapse?
Because there was no Prophet.
I tried looking for cover versions of Milli Vanilli songs
but it turned out that they weren't the original ones.
Covering the newest trump scandle in class
Teacher: there are some things that guys compare in the locker room
Me: like hand size
What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?
Bark.
What do you get when you cover Australia's capital with cranberries?
Cranberra.
