Covalent Jokes
4 covalent jokes and hilarious covalent puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about covalent that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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What is a good covalent joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A few electrons are having a party
When suddenly, an uninvited proton enters, and since opposites attract, all the electrons get stuck to him. Unable to pull themselves away from the gatecrasher, they scream for help. A mystery stranger hears their cries, jumps in, pulls all the electrons off and throws the proton out of the premises. The grateful electrons ask their saviour to identify himself. Mysteriously, he pulls down his hat and answers:
"Bond. Covalent Bond."
What did the oxygen atom in tuxedo say to the hydrogen atoms?
Bond, Covalent Bond
A man was touching his DVD shelf to find his favorite Bond.....
then realized that in fact, there were no covalent bonds.
What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?
The name's Bond, Covalent Bond
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