The Best 44 Cousins Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cousins jokes. There are some cousins grandchildren jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cousins niece puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cousins Jokes and Puns

Mexican Basketball

I watched my two Hispanic cousins play basketball. It was a game of juan-on-juan.

If two Rednecks get divorced...

are they still cousins?

Miss Alabama Katherine Webb thinks being called 'Sexy' is derogatory.

That's because she only hears that from her cousins.

Cousins joke, Miss Alabama Katherine Webb thinks being called 'Sexy' is derogatory.

What does the south call friends with benefits?

Cousins.....

gotta love cousins...

what do you call a hispanic man who's car got jacked? Carlos.
what do you call the italian man who stole it? Carmine.


Online Dating

I've been trying out online dating and it hasn't been going so well. Last night, I went on a date and ended up sleeping with my 3rd cousin... I can't believe I've now had sex with three of my cousins.

My cousins zodiac sign was cancer. Kinda ironic how she died.

She got eaten by a giant crab.

Cousins joke, My cousins zodiac sign was cancer. Kinda ironic how she died.

What does the letter K have in common with my cousins

They are ok by themselves, but they get pretty racist when there are three of them together

My inappropriate uncle told me this one when I was 11: Where do cousins come from?

ant holes

What did the redneck say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

"Its ok, we can still be cousins."

A kid asks his mother about his cousins...

"Mommy, why is my cousin named Rose?"

The mother replied, "Because your aunt loves roses."

The boy replies, "What about my other cousin, Daisy?"

"Your aunt also loved daisies." The mother added calmly.

"So why is my name-"

The mother interjects, "Be quiet and eat your dinner, Dickie!"

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Broke up with my girlfriend today

It's cool though, she said we can still be cousins.

A redneck broke up with his girlfriend

it wasn't all that bad, she said they could still be cousins.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Me: Why?
Him: To get to the stupid persons house.
Me: *voluntary laugh as older cousin*
Him: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Him: It's the chicken!

My cousins asked me to sponsor them in a charity race.

Boy did they give me a run for my money.

Welcome to the first annual hunger games America.

Thank you to all the married cousins that voted for president snow.

Cousins joke, Welcome to the first annual hunger games America.

What did the redneck say to his ex?

"Can we still be cousins?"

In a furious argument, the wife tells her husband...

- I should have married the devil instead of you!

- Well, that's impossible. Marriage between cousins is forbidden!

What did the 2 rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.


What do two rednecks say to each other after a break up?

Let's go back to being cousins.

I hate breakups.

Especially when they try to let you down gently.
"It's not you, it's me" "I just need some space" "We can still be cousins".

My girlfriend said she wanted to break up

It's okay though, she said we could still be cousins

What's the first question on the West Virginia Bar Exam?

If a husband and wife get divorced, do they still remain brother and sister?

A) Yes
B) No
C) They become cousins
D) None of the Above

3 cousins are together talking about their names. The first, a raven haired beauty, says "when my mother was pregnant a rose fell from a bush and landed on her stomach so she named me Rose".

The second, a beautiful blonde, says, "when my mother was pregnant a violet landed on her stomach, so she named me Violet".
She turns to the 3rd cousin, a small crippled girl in a wheelchair, "how did u get your name, Piano??".

Besides losing, what else did the Confederacy do?

Their cousins

How does a guy from Alabama break up with his girlfriend?

It's over, and I'm sorry. I hope we can still be cousins.

If two white supremacists get a divorce...

Do they still consider each other "cousins"?

What do rednecks and aristocrats have in common?

Both groups like marrying their cousins.

I'm going to open a strip club in Alabama...

I'm going to name it Cousins.

[NSFW] WHERE do cousins come from?

Ant Holes

An obese woman goes the the doctor.

The doctor attempts to suggest diet and exercise. The woman responds, "Doctor, you don't understand. My mother is obese, my sister is obese, my brother is obese, my cousins are obese. Obesity runs in my family." She doctor thinks for a second and responds, "It sounds like no one runs in your family."

If a redneck man and woman get divorced

Are they still cousins?

How does a Alabama girl friendzone her boy friend?

Let's just be cousins.

My gfriend left me recently.

It has been really tough. We tried to be friends but ultimately just decided to stay cousins.

My mom's cousin just had quintuplets!

Looks like I'll have five second-cousins. Too bad she's an anti-vaxxer, they might turn out to be five-second cousins.

My girlfriend and I broke up.

But its fine, she said we could still be cousins.

So I banged my 3rd cousin the other day

I'm really surprised how I even managed to bang more than two of my cousins

To our American cousins...

Its lift, not elevators.
Cash machine not ATM.
Hospital, not business.

I wanted to break up with my girlfriend

So I told her let's just be cousins.

In America you call people who marry their cousins hillbillys

In Europe we call them Royals

Just a quick note to my American cousins. Voting is like driving a car....

'D' to go forward.

'R' to go reverse.

I like my cousins like my ham

Inbred

What is the difference between a cowboy and a redneck?

Cowboys ride horses, rednecks ride their cousins.

My mother recently passed away, and my aunt and cousins are a bunch of reprobates.

Isn't that what you call them when they're trying to contest the will?

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