Couscous Jokes
3 couscous jokes and hilarious couscous puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about couscous that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Couscous Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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What's James Bond's favourite snack?
Couscous Bang Bang
Exiled Turkish cleric Fethullah Gulen was ordering take out
"No, I said couscous!"
Moroccan joke
There's a feminist convention going on where women are talking about what they've accomplished with their SO.
A lady stands up and says "I told my husband that if he wanted clean clothes, he'd have to wash them himself, after the first day, i didn't see anything, second day, still nothing, and third day he started washing his own clothes." The whole crowd starts cheering.
Second lady stands up and says "I told my husband that if he wanted his dishes cleaned, he'd have to clean them himself, first day I didn't see anything, second day still nothing, and the third day I saw that he started washing some plates." The crowd cheers even more.
Moroccan lady with shades stands up and says "i told my husband that if he wanted couscous, he'd have to cook it himself, first day I didn't see anything, second day still nothing, third day I could start seeing a bit out of my left eye."
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