Courting Jokes

What are some Courting jokes?

After years of courting her , she finally said yes

Followed by 'thats him, officer'

Romance

An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep, but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.
She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily, he reached across, held her hand for a second, then tried to get back to sleep.
A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me."
Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my neck."
Angrily, he threw back the sheets and got out of bed.
"Where are you going?" she asked.
"To get my teeth!"

My wife yelled down the stairs that I was courting disaster.

"No honey," I called up, "we have been married for nearly seven years."

Young Bill

Young Bill was courting Mabel, from the adjoining cattle ranch.


One evening, as they sat on Bill's porch watching the sun go down over the western hills, Bill spied his prized stallion humping one of his mares.


He sighed in contentment at this idyllic rural scene and figured the omens were right for him to put the move on Mabel.


He leaned over and whispered in her ear, "Mabel, I'd sure like to do what that stallion is doing."


Mabel whispered back, "Go ahead. She's your mare!"

Ahhhh, old romance . . .

Janet was lying in bed one night.  Art was falling asleep, but Janet was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."

Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep. 

A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me.

Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep. 

Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my neck."

Angrily, Art threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.

"Where are you going?" Janet asked.

"To get my teeth!"

Why is Venus Toxic?

Because Mercury kisses the sun, Earth is courting Mars, and the other 4 already have a ring on it!

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

Did you hear why Jeff Bezos got divorced?

Apparently he's been caught courting some amazon.

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