courting Jokes

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After years of courting her , she finally said yes

Followed by 'thats him, officer'

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Little Johnny #71

During a class on good manners and etiquette being held for young children, the teacher says to her students:

If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?

Little Mike replies: Wait a minute, I'm going for a piss.

The teacher says: That would be very rude and improper on your part.

Little Charlie chimes in with his attempt: I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute.

The teacher says: That's much better but to mention the word toilet during a meal, is unpleasant.

Little Johnny says: My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend with whom I hope to be able to introduce to you after dinner.

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During a class on good manners...

and etiquette being held at an all boys school the teacher says to her students:

If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the restroom, what would you say to her?

Little Mike replies: Wait a minute, I gotta go take a piss.

The teacher says: That would be very rude and improper on your part.

Little Charlie chimes in with his attempt: I'm sorry. I need to go to the toilet. I'll be back soon.

The teacher says: That's much better but to mention the word 'toilet' during a meal may come across as unpleasant.

Little Johnny says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend with whom I hope to be able to introduce you to after dinner.

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Romance

An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep, but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.
She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily, he reached across, held her hand for a second, then tried to get back to sleep.
A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me."
Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my neck."
Angrily, he threw back the sheets and got out of bed.
"Where are you going?" she asked.
"To get my teeth!"

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My wife yelled down the stairs that I was courting disaster.

"No honey," I called up, "we have been married for nearly seven years."

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Why is Venus Toxic?

Because Mercury kisses the sun, Earth is courting Mars, and the other 4 already have a ring on it!

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What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

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Why did Roy Moore become a Republican?

Because he heard they were courting miners looking for a hand

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