Courteous Jokes
16 courteous jokes and hilarious courteous puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about courteous that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Courteous Short Jokes
Short courteous jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The courteous humour may include short politely jokes also.
- I encountered a courteous, safe driver in a practical vehicle that had a marine corps decal on the rear windshield.
- The ladies confuse me. On one hand they want me to be courteous. But they always frown when I hold the revolving door for them.
- I courteously opened the door for a woman to come out, but she got really mad Apparently there is some sort of changing-room exemption, and now I'm banned from Forever 21.
- A man walks into a bar and then proceeds to order a pint and drink in peace, disturbing no one... He was very courteous and paid his bill in a timely manner.
- Remember to always be courteous to people with priapism. Their lives are a lot harder than yours.
- Two black guys walk into a bar... The bartender looks around and says... what'll you two fine gentlemen have? And they paid their tab, and couldn't have been more courteous.
- What type of exercise is preferred by the most courteous and respectable gentlemen? Polites.
- Women reveal 90% of their bodies when they wear bikinis... And they've never thanked men for courteously only looking at the covered parts.
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Courteous One Liners
Which courteous one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with courteous? I can suggest the ones about respectful and considerate.
- Q: Which is the most courteous State in the US? A: Conetiquette
- What do you call a courteous spy? A gent
- What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a meeting full of lawyers? The caterer.
- What do you call a courteous elephant? An Elegant.
- What is the most courteous type of sweet treat? A cordial cherry
Giggle-Inducing Courteous Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
What funny jokes about courteous you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean courtesy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make courteous pranks.
The preacher asked the small boy to show him the way to the post office and the boy courteously obliged
"Thank you", the preacher said. "You are a bright and polite young man. How would you like to listen to my sermon this evening so that I may show you the way to Heaven?"
"You're going to show me the way to Heaven?" the boy said in astonishment."But you don't even know the way to the post office!"
Certain public employees who have to submit daily to the rapid fire ...
... of well-meant but needless questions may be excused if they occasionally turn upon their persecutors. This is how an elevator boy dealt with one of them:
"Don't you ever feel sick going up and down this elevator all day?" a fussy lady asked him.
"Yes, ma'am", courteously replied the elevator boy.
"Is it the motion going down?" pursued the lady.
"No, ma'am."
"The going up?"
"No, ma'am."
"Is it the stopping that does it?"
"No, ma'am."
"Then what is it?"
"Answering questions, ma'am."
Source: 1913 newspaper
