The Best 10 Courteous Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Courteous jokes. There are some courteous hollandaise jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these courteous gracious puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Courteous Jokes and Puns

I encountered a courteous, safe driver in a practical vehicle that had a marine corps decal on the rear windshield.

Q: Which is the most courteous State in the US?

A: Conetiquette

What do you call a courteous spy?

A gent

Courteous joke, What do you call a courteous spy?

What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a meeting full of lawyers?

The caterer.

Remember to always be courteous to people with priapism.

Their lives are a lot harder than yours.


A man walks into a bar and then proceeds to order a pint and drink in peace, disturbing no one...

He was very courteous and paid his bill in a timely manner.

What do you call a courteous elephant?

An Elegant.

Courteous joke, What do you call a courteous elephant?

Two black guys walk into a bar...

The bartender looks around and says... what'll you two fine gentlemen have? And they paid their tab, and couldn't have been more courteous.

What type of exercise is preferred by the most courteous and respectable gentlemen?

Polites.

What is the most courteous type of sweet treat?

A cordial cherry

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the courteous kindly jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working courteous sincere piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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