Court Martial Jokes
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A private goes AWOL from the Army to follow his calling as a pastry chef, but gets caught and arrested.
He was eventually court-martialed and sentenced to five years in prison for being a desserter.
A martial arts expert is arrested for m**....
When the case is taken to court, he is asked by the judge why he doesn't have a lawyer with him.
'I don't need a lawyer', the martial arts expert replies.
'Why not? It could really help your case if you have a defense lawyer' the judge says.
'No, thank you', the martial arts expert replies again, 'I can do it by myself. After all I am a self defence expert'.
In WW I, US soldiers could be court martialed for contracting gonorrhoea.
That's why they call it a "dishonorable discharge".
What's the difference between a war criminal and a married sheriff?
One has been court martialed, the others a courted marshal.
I got court-martialed for boarding the wrong vessel...
Whoops, wrong sub.
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