Court Martial Jokes

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Hilarious Court Martial Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What is a good court martial joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A private goes AWOL from the Army to follow his calling as a pastry chef, but gets caught and arrested.

He was eventually court-martialed and sentenced to five years in prison for being a desserter.

A martial arts expert is arrested for m**....

When the case is taken to court, he is asked by the judge why he doesn't have a lawyer with him.
'I don't need a lawyer', the martial arts expert replies.
'Why not? It could really help your case if you have a defense lawyer' the judge says.
'No, thank you', the martial arts expert replies again, 'I can do it by myself. After all I am a self defence expert'.

In WW I, US soldiers could be court martialed for contracting gonorrhoea.

That's why they call it a "dishonorable discharge".

What's the difference between a war criminal and a married sheriff?

One has been court martialed, the others a courted marshal.

I got court-martialed for boarding the wrong vessel...

Whoops, wrong sub.

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