Court Jester Jokes
4 court jester jokes and hilarious court jester puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about court jester that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Court Jester Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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Apology
(an old Yiddish joke)
The court jester argued with the king about whether an apology could be worse than the crime.
Later that day the king was going up the stairs when he felt a hand on his behind. He turned around to see the jester.
"I'm sorry your Highness, I apologize. I thought you were the Queen.
The court jester decided to play a prank
So he got a bucket of coal dust from the blacksmith and rigged it over a doorway.
Soon enough Sir Lancelot walks up in his shiniest silver armor. He'd spent the entire morning polishing it to a mirror finish. As soon as he walks through the doorway, a trip wire dumps the bucket of coal dust over him turning his polished armor a dingy black. Needless to say he was storming mad, covered in filthy black dust.
It was a dark and stormy knight.
What did the court jester call the balding crown prince?
The Heir Apparent with no Hair Apparent.
To take down a kingdom, just kill the court jester
Or as they say, go straight for the juggler.
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