Courses Jokes
55 courses jokes and hilarious courses puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about courses that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Courses Short Jokes
Short courses jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The courses humour may include short skills jokes also.
- "Yoda, are you sure we are heading in the right direction?" Yoda replies: "off course we are"
- Mr. Bigger and Mrs. Bigger have a baby. Who's the biggest in the family? The baby of course - because he's a little Bigger.
- I signed up for Binary 101, but failed it miserably. I had no idea it was a Level 5 course.
- My son asked if I was named after my dad. I said, of course I was, he was born many years before me.
- I passed all my courses except for greek mythology. It has always been my Achilles' elbow.
- A woman ran screaming into the pro shop at the golf course... "I just got stung by a bee between the first and second hole!"
The guy at the counter said "Your stance is too wide". - A man walked into a bookshop and said: I'd like to buy a book by Shakespeare 'Of course' replied the sale assistant 'Any particular one?'
'William, of course' replies the man. - 19:45 We can't continue this way. You have to choose. football or me? 22:00 Of course I choose you, honey!
- My girlfriend asked me: "If you won the lottery, would you still love me?" And I answered: "Of course! I'd miss you, but I still love you"
- A man spits out his coffee "This tastes like mud!" he said.
"Well of course. It was just ground this morning" replied the waiter.
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Courses One Liners
Which courses one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with courses? I can suggest the ones about career and academic.
- Texas is the Lone Star state. Of course, that's out of a possible 5 star.
- Which horse runs the city? The mare, of course
- "Yoda, are we supposed to be here?" "Off course we are."
- How do you measure the mass of God? Yahweh it of course.
- I had a 7 course Irish dinner last night A 6 pack of Guinness and a potato
- How do you cover 18 holes with one hole? Have your mom sit down on a golf course.
- I did a self defense course I would't recommend anyone to attack me in slow motion
- Does Lance Armstrong enjoy cycling? Of course he does! He has a ball!
- Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn't jump at all....
- What if 85% of Homeless veterans are 2LTs lost on a land navigation course?
- What do you call a Russian on a golf course? Vladimir Puttin'
- What trees belong in a bathroom? Well toiletries of course
- What happened before the Big Bang? Of course, The Big Foreplay.
- What's a snowman's favorite type of pie? "Chilly" of course!
- The white Xbox One S was just announced. Of course it's 40% smaller than the black one.
Online Courses Jokes
Here is a list of funny online courses jokes and even better online courses puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I enrolled to online Private Investigator Course but they are not answering... I'm not sure if they just ignoring me or this is my first case...
- I just can't pronounce `Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn`, but I'm trying to do better - I just signed up for an online course called `Hooked on Cthonics`
- Just finished my online course on creative writing. The feeling in undiscribable.
- We made learning so much easier for the younger generation. They now have schools with smart devices, digital textbooks, and online courses.
We even reduced the planets down to eight. - When I started college I thought it'd be like on tv with a party every week. Though as of now I haven't been invited or heard of any parties from any of my five online courses.
- digital marketing courses Digital Marketing Companion offers advanced digital marketing training programs for studens and professionals. Classroom based and online courses available.
- A police officer said to a motorist, "What were you doing? Your car was zigzagging like crazy!" "I'm learning to drive." "Without an instructor in the car?"
"Oh, yes. It's an online course." - How many online courses are offered by the senior learning center? None. They're old school.
Comedy Courses Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
What funny jokes about courses you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean study jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make courses pranks.
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Trumpty Dumpty
Trumpty Dumpty promised a wall
Trumpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the golf courses and all the white men
Couldn't Make America Great Again
My buddy signed up for one of those, "learn to be a plumber in 6 weeks" courses you see on TV and his final exam was at 9am today...
He showed up at 3pm, looked at the test paper and said, "Looks like I'm gonna need a pen for this job. I'll have to pop round to my suppliers for one. Be right back."
Graduated top of his class...
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Last night a man attacked me.
Last night when i was coming home from work a man attacked me. He silently put the knife to my t**... with his hand covering my mouth.. I think that's it, I'm done. He takes out his business card, gives it to me and leaves. With a pounding heart and shortness of breath, I read it.
It said : *Self-defense courses.*
High command asked a new recruit:
"What do you want to be in the army?"
"Pilot!"
And they sent him to preparatory courses, but they did not like him and told him he would never become a pilot.
So he went to the committee again.
"Where do you want to be in the army?"
"Air defence!"
"Why?"
"If I can't be a pilot, no one else can!"
A man asks a janitor in his office...
"Hey, don't you get tired being just a janitor?"
The janitor is taken aback. "Excuse me, let me tell you that even if I'm just a janitor, I have a kid each in Harvard, MIT, and Princeton."
"Wow," the man is surprised, "what courses are they taking?"
"Nah, they're janitors too."
My friend said she was only taking Women's Studies courses this quarter
It sounds like a broad curriculum to me.
Two men sat down at a German restaurant for a 10 course meal.
After six of the courses had come out, one of the men remarked to the other "I wonder when the sausages are going to be served.".
The waiter overheard and assured the men that the sausages were coming out eventually by saying "Don't worry. The wurst is yet to come.".
A golfer went to a fortuneteller
He asked, "can you tell me if there are golf courses in Heaven?"
The fortuneteller entered a trance to ponder his question. After several minutes she responded- "I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is, the golf courses in Heaven are beautiful beyond any earthly imagination."
"That's wonderful!" said the golfer.
"And you'll be teeing off at eight-thirty next Friday."
Excuse me, are you interested in courses on ancient Egypt?
I promise it's not a pyramid scheme.
Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?
They always turn out to be sub par.
Donald, we want to install turbines beside your golf courses to harness the incredible power of the wind! What do you think of these concept sketches?
"Not a huge fan."
I took 8 courses of spanish...
...but then they cancelled Dora the Explorer
A couple went out to eat ...
A couple went out to eat at a nice restaurant. The waiter came over to give them the specials of the night, "For our main courses, we have a nice roasted Salmon with a Cranberry-Mustard sauce or a tender Chicken fried steak." The lady replied that she'd have the salmon.
The waiter said, "Very good, madam. What about the vegetable?"
She said, "Oh, I'm sure he'll just order the Chicken Fried Steak."
More than 50% of Americans fall asleep on their sides
Probably because their main courses are enormous
I'm down to eating only one meal per day.
It's 56 courses and it takes me two days to finish.
Why are differential equation courses so dry?
Because the problems are all about losing liquids at varying rates.
I signed up for some Meteorology courses.
MET 104 Standing in Deep Water
MET 105 Standing in Heavy Rain
MET 106 Acting Amazed
I've been searching for college courses about correlation studies.
Except I cannot find the best fit.
I enroled in courses of hypnosis
The first lessons didn't please me and so I determined to pay direct for a year in advance and not to attend there
My professor is the greatest illusionist of all time
I listen to his courses for 90 minutes straight, yet I can't recall a single thing he said.
Did you hear the one about the skydiver who liked to land on golf courses?
He made a hole in one.
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Sir,our driving school is one of the best in the city
No.I am not believing that
What gave you the idea, sir?
Well, you offer c**... courses
I feel bad for the people that mow the edges of golf courses.
They have a rough job.
In my state they've allowed golf courses to reopen and they adjusted the social distancing rules when golfing so now...
...you only have to be fore feet apart.
The best politicians did well in their English courses
Where do you think hey learned to lie about their positions?
I've started up a lucrative venture into beginners rope tying courses
My customers can't restrain themselves.
Culinary school
Preparing students by offering courses in panhandling.
My university just announced a Computer Science exchange program with an Indonesian university
I'm really excited for the courses in Java
