The Best 8 Courier Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Courier jokes. There are some courier telegraph jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these courier usps puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Courier Jokes and Puns

My wife didn't order anything from Amazon yesterday

So the courier guy knocked on the door today to check if we were ok.

Found this one on Wikipedia of all places

Two young women are drinking tea together. Suddenly, the doorbell rings. One of the women opens the door and finds a courier with a big great bouquet of roses. She walks inside and reads to her friend: *"Much love from your boyfriend!"* She immediately groans out: *"You know what this'll mean? This'll mean I'll be lying on my back with my legs spread wide open for the next two weeks!"* To which her friend says, *"Don't you have a vase?"*

The courier delivered only half of my grizzly outfit today...

So I choked him with my bear hands.

TIFU on the first day of my courier job

OP didn't deliver

What courier do terrorists use?


Did you hear about the courier who became a successful comedian?

The jokes were nothing special, but his delivery was impeccable.

What do you call an Indian Fedex worker?

A courier.

I had a great idea for a courier business, run by lesbians.

I'd call the company "Lickety Split Delivery".

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the courier deliveryman jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working courier amazon piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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