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Courier Jokes

6 courier jokes and hilarious courier puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about courier that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Need a few chuckles for your day? Look no further than this collection of jokes about courier services, courier drivers, messengers, mailmen, and more! From FedEx jokes, to USPS puns, these jokes will have you laughing in no time!

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Silly & Ridiculous Courier Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

What is a good courier joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

My wife didn't order anything from amazon yesterday

So the courier guy knocked on the door today to check if we were ok.

Found this one on Wikipedia of all places

Two young women are drinking tea together. Suddenly, the doorbell rings. One of the women opens the door and finds a courier with a big great bouquet of roses. She walks inside and reads to her friend: *"Much love from your boyfriend!"* She immediately groans out: *"You know what this'll mean? This'll mean I'll be lying on my back with my legs spread wide open for the next two weeks!"* To which her friend says, *"Don't you have a vase?"*

The courier delivered only half of my grizzly outfit today...

So I choked him with my bear hands.

TIFU on the first day of my courier job

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OP didn't deliver

What courier do terrorists use?

TNT

Did you hear about the courier who became a successful comedian?

The jokes were nothing special, but his delivery was impeccable.

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