Coups Jokes

What are some Coups jokes?

Why are there no coups in the US?

It is the only country without a US embassy.

(heard from a Brazilian friend)

Fidel Castro survived assassination attempts, coups, plagues....

....but was like, "Nah, I can't do a Trump world. Good luck y'all, I'm out."

Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.

What do you get when you combine two coups?

A Sudan

At this morning's White House press briefing...

JOURNALIST: Mr President! Are you concerned about coups?

TRUMP: Stormy Daniels? Believe me, it never happened.

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