The Best 7 Coups Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Coups jokes. There are some coups dictatorship jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these coups turkey puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Coups Jokes and Puns

Why are there no coups in the US?

It is the only country without a US embassy.

(heard from a Brazilian friend)

Due to travel restrictions this year...

United States had to organize coups at home

Fidel Castro survived assassination attempts, coups, plagues....

....but was like, "Nah, I can't do a Trump world. Good luck y'all, I'm out."

What do you get when you combine two coups?

A Sudan

Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.


At this morning's White House press briefing...

JOURNALIST: Mr President! Are you concerned about coups?

TRUMP: Stormy Daniels? Believe me, it never happened.

I thought of a great joke about turkey coups.

I would tell you, but it would probably fly right over your head.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the coups overthrow jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working coups assassination piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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