coups Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious coups puns

Why are there no coups in the US?

It is the only country without a US embassy.

(heard from a Brazilian friend)

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Why do chicken coups have two doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they'd be a chicken sedan.

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Why do most chicken coups have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!

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Fidel Castro survived assassination attempts, coups, plagues....

....but was like, "Nah, I can't do a Trump world. Good luck y'all, I'm out."

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What do you get when you combine two coups?

A Sudan

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Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.

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At this morning's White House press briefing...

JOURNALIST: Mr President! Are you concerned about coups?

TRUMP: Stormy Daniels? Believe me, it never happened.

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I thought of a great joke about turkey coups.

I would tell you, but it would probably fly right over your head.

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What are the most funny Coups jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Coups? Well, here are the best Coups dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Coups pick up lines to share with friends.

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