Coups Jokes

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Why are there no coups in the US?

It is the only country without a US embassy.
(heard from a Brazilian friend)

Due to travel restrictions this year...

United States had to organize coups at home

Why do chicken coups have 2 doors ?

If they had 4, they would be chicken sedans.

Fidel Castro survived assassination attempts, coups, plagues....

....but was like, "Nah, I can't do a Trump world. Good luck y'all, I'm out."

What do you get when you combine two coups?

A Sudan

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