Coupons Jokes

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The Best Coupons Puns

My wife offered to make me some sexy coupons for my birthday.

I asked her if one could be a groupon.

Father and son during checkout at Dick's Sporting Goods...

Dad: Hang on a second, I need to use these coupons.

Son: Are these coupons only for Dick's?

Dad: No, they work for normal people too.

Cashier -- laughing too hysterically to continue for a bit...

(True Story)

I keep my coupons in the fridge

So they don't expire.

I think Pizza Hut is the cockiest pizza chain on the planet

because Pizza Hut will accept all competitors' coupons. That makes me wish I had my own pizza place: Mitch's Pizzeria -- this week's coupon: unlimited free pizza.'

Valentine's Day is almost here

I wonder if my wife knows those FREE SEX coupons I gave her last Valentine's Day are about to expire.


The new industry slogan for people who design and create faux food for advertising in magazines, coupons, billboards, etc.

"*We* fake it until you make it".

My roommate asked if I had any coupons for hookers.

I guess he's trying to get more bang for his buck.

Where do Italians find coupons?

In the Penne-Saver.

Why did the dog get sick after eating coupons?

They were expired.

I try to find whole coupons

But they're usually a ripoff

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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