Coupons Jokes

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The Best Coupons Puns

My wife offered to make me some sexy coupons for my birthday.

I asked her if one could be a groupon.

Father and son during checkout at Dick's Sporting Goods...

Dad: Hang on a second, I need to use these coupons.

Son: Are these coupons only for Dick's?

Dad: No, they work for normal people too.

Cashier -- laughing too hysterically to continue for a bit...

(True Story)

I keep my coupons in the fridge

So they don't expire.

I think Pizza Hut is the cockiest pizza chain on the planet

because Pizza Hut will accept all competitors' coupons. That makes me wish I had my own pizza place: Mitch's Pizzeria -- this week's coupon: unlimited free pizza.'

Valentine's Day is almost here

I wonder if my wife knows those FREE SEX coupons I gave her last Valentine's Day are about to expire.

The new industry slogan for people who design and create faux food for advertising in magazines, coupons, billboards, etc.

"*We* fake it until you make it".

My roommate asked if I had any coupons for hookers.

I guess he's trying to get more bang for his buck.

Where do Italians find coupons?

In the Penne-Saver.

Why did the dog get sick after eating coupons?

They were expired.

I try to find whole coupons

But they're usually a ripoff

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