Coupon Jokes

Funniest Coupon Short Jokes

Short coupon jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The coupon humour may include short promo jokes also.

1. People say Millennials are entitled... but have you ever tried to tell an old lady her coupon has expired?
2. How do you end a prayer to the noodle God? Ramen.
3. "Jesus, I've come to you for redemption," I pleaded. "Sorry sir, that coupon is no longer valid," said the Mexican store keeper.
4. Blowout sale! Did you hear about the recent sale in SoHo?
   People used coupon code RIOT and got 100% off.
5. What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon? dis counts!!
6. I find it crazy how this generation is made out to be the most entitled one... But have you ever told an old lady her coupon is expired.
7. The new industry slogan for people who design and create faux food for advertising in magazines, coupons, billboards, etc. "*We* fake it until you make it".
8. Why do the brewing companies use "free beer coupons" as motivators? They hope it'll brew morale.
9. Mum: Do you think Starbucks will accept this old coffee coupon? Dad: It's worth a shot.
10. What do you call a coupon at Taco Bell? A Senor Discount

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Coupon One Liners

Which coupon one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with coupon? I can suggest the ones about discount and currency.

1. What do you call a gangster who's always on the hunt for a good deal? Al Coupon
2. What do midgets use to cut their pizza coupons? Little Caesars
   ^^I'm ^^sorry
3. I just checked my account balance at the ATM It printed me a coupon for ramen noodles
4. Whats faster than a speeding bullet? A Jew with a coupon
5. I keep my coupons in the fridge So they don't expire.
6. What do you call a discount for mustard? A poupon coupon
7. What do you get from a Hebrew genie? A coupon for 10% off three Jewishes
8. Where do Italians find coupons? In the Penne-Saver.
9. Note to self:
   Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
10. What's faster than a cheetah?
    A Jew with a coupon!
11. How do you start a Revolution on a budget? Using a Coup-on.
12. Why did the dog get sick after eating coupons? They were expired.
13. I try to find whole coupons But they're usually a ripoff
14. Get $10 off any drug purchase by using coupon code "Do you have change?"
15. What's faster than a bullet? A Jew with a coupon.

Entertaining Coupon Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone

What funny jokes about coupon you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ticket jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make coupon pranks.