Coupe Jokes
9 coupe jokes and hilarious coupe puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about coupe that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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The Funniest Coupe Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
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Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?
More doors.
My friend is a magician and he said he could make a chicken hatch back into an egg
But first he would need to add a rear door to the chicken coupe
What is Donald's favorite car style ?
A Coupe
Why does a chicken coupe have two doors?
If it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
The spelling was intentional don't @me
Why do they call it a chicken coupe?
If it had 4 doors it'd be a chicken sedan.
The government bought me a sports car.
It's a coupe d'etat.
What's the difference between a brutal military overthrow and a Volkswagen Beetle made out of mucus?
One's a vicious coup and the other is a viscous coupe.
What did the Ork say when trading a coupe in for a sedan?
More doors!
A construction crew was converting an old road near a chicken coupe back to farmland...
Comedians slaughtered the construction crew, and the jokes continued.
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