Coupe Jokes

Following is our collection of chicken puns and bok one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Coupe jokes for adults, dirty bmw jokes and clean buick dad gags for kids.

The Best Coupe Puns

Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

My friend is a magician and he said he could make a chicken hatch back into an egg

But first he would need to add a rear door to the chicken coupe

Why do they call it a chicken coupe?

If it had 4 doors it'd be a chicken sedan.

The government bought me a sports car.

It's a coupe d'etat.

What's the difference between a brutal military overthrow and a Volkswagen Beetle made out of mucus?

One's a vicious coup and the other is a viscous coupe.


What did the Ork say when trading a coupe in for a sedan?

More doors!

A construction crew was converting an old road near a chicken coupe back to farmland...

Comedians slaughtered the construction crew, and the jokes continued.

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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