Coupe Jokes
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The Funniest Coupe Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
What is a good coupe joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?
More doors.
My friend is a magician and he said he could make a chicken hatch back into an egg
But first he would need to add a rear door to the chicken coupe
What is Donald's favorite car style ?
A Coupe
The government bought me a sports car.
It's a coupe d'etat.
What's the difference between a brutal military overthrow and a Volkswagen Beetle made out of mucus?
One's a vicious coup and the other is a viscous coupe.
What did the Ork say when trading a coupe in for a sedan?
More doors!
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A construction crew was converting an old road near a chicken coupe back to farmland...
Comedians slaughtered the construction crew, and the jokes continued.
A man answers a Craigslist ad for a Porsche for sale.
He goes to check it out, it's a nice late model sport coupe being sold by a middle-aged lady. The engine purrs, the car is clean as a whistle, and drives like a dream. But when he asks the price, the lady tells him $100. This sets off his BS meter, so he starts trying to figure out what's wrong. Is it salvage title? No. She does realize it's a much more valuable car? Yes. Is... is it stolen? No.
So why $100?
The lady explains "Last week my husband goes on a business trip. He then emails me and tells me he is staying in Atlanta, wants to shack up with his secretary, and instructed me to sell the Porsche and send him the proceeds."
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Smart old rooster.
A chicken farmer brings home a new rooster for his hen house. The old rooster ask him for a favor. He says look im old and wore out but if you don't mind could you chase me around the coupe so it looks like I at least put up a fight for the chicken's. The young rooster agrees to do so and commits to chase the old rooster around the coupe. The farmer is sitting on his porch with a friend when he sees the new rooster chasing the old one around. So he grabs his gun and shoots the new rooster dead. The farmers friend asked why he shoot his new bird. The farmer replied thats the third gay rooster I bought this year.
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