Countrymen Jokes

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The Best Countrymen Puns

Four students are asked what they wanted to be when they grew up

1st student: I want to be a teacher, so I can teach my fellow countrymen

2nd student: I want to be a doctor, so I can cure my fellow countrymen

3rd student: I want to be a lawyer, so I can protect my fellow countrymen

4th student: I want to be a countryman

Stoned group of countrymen confess to crime

"We'd done it"

I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen,

I want to live on in my apartment.

Three men of different ethnicities walk into a bar. The first two say something smart. The third completely embarrasses his countrymen by saying something stupid.

When looking for a date, I always remember the Four Roman Countrymen

Caesar, Squeezer, Pumper and Dumper


"Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears."

Only Vincent responded.

Poor old Robert Mugabe is possibly the greatest president the world has ever seen....

What other premier can claim to have turned almost all of his countrymen into millionaires?

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