The Best 8 Countrymen Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Countrymen jokes. There are some countrymen hearts jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these countrymen refugee puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Countrymen Jokes and Puns

What does broke Marc Antony say?

Friends, Romans, countrymen, I'm in arrears.

Four students are asked what they wanted to be when they grew up

1st student: I want to be a teacher, so I can teach my fellow countrymen

2nd student: I want to be a doctor, so I can cure my fellow countrymen

3rd student: I want to be a lawyer, so I can protect my fellow countrymen

4th student: I want to be a countryman

Three men of different ethnicities walk into a bar. The first two say something smart. The third completely embarrasses his countrymen by saying something stupid.

Stoned group of countrymen confess to crime

"We'd done it"

I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen,

I want to live on in my apartment.


When looking for a date, I always remember the Four Roman Countrymen

Caesar, Squeezer, Pumper and Dumper

Poor old Robert Mugabe is possibly the greatest president the world has ever seen....

What other premier can claim to have turned almost all of his countrymen into millionaires?

"Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears."

Only Vincent responded.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the countrymen moba jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working countrymen englishmen piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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