Country Western Jokes
17 country western jokes and hilarious country western puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about country western that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Country Western Short Jokes
Short country western jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The country western humour may include short country music jokes also.
- How many Country and Western singers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.
One to change the bulb and four to sing about how much they loved the old one. - As an eastern European living in a western country, dealing with bureaucrats always brings me to tears Their rudeness and arrogance make reminds me of my homeland, it makes me so nostalgic.
- What happens if you play a country western song backwards? Your pickup truck starts, your wife comes back home, and your dog comes back to life.
- I heard people in western countries buy fancy undergarments. In other words, people in west invest in vests.
- What's the best part about being middle eastern ? For the price of a one way trip to a western country you get a roundtrip ticket.
- Yep, Im a cowboy in a new country and western song My wife left me, my dog left me, and I'll be darned if my self-driving pickup didn't leave me too.
- It's kind of obvious why Western countries don't eat cat Can you imagine how costly it must be to kill the same animal 9 times before you can eat it?
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Country Western One Liners
Which country western one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with country western? I can suggest the ones about wild west and country boy.
- What do you call a hard-of-hearing country and western singer? Dolly Pardon.
- What was the deaf country and western singer called? Dolly Pardon
- Why was the horse kicked out of the country western bar? He was a homosexual.
- I like both kinds of music. Country *and* Western
Hilarious Fun Country Western Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about country western you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean country girl jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make country western pranks.
America just sent the Curiosity rover to Mars...
America just sent the Curiosity rover to Mars as the country watched with pride. Iran, wanting to gain a technological/global edge, decided to show up America by announcing a manned mission to the sun the very next day. The Americans, along with other western allies, decided to meet with the Iranian government to express their concern. In a conference room filled with diplomats and astrophysicists, the US delegation protested to the Iranians, Listen. Differences aside, we can't let you send people to the sun. It's s**.... They burn to death even at far distances! Please don't carry out this mission! The Iranians laughed wittily amongst themselves, jabbing each other with elbows and pointing at the westerners as one Iranian says, s**... Americans! They think we're going during the daytime!
An international school teacher asks: What's your own honest opinion on food scarcity in other countries?
An African student responds: What's food?
A Western European student: What's scarcity?
An Eastern European student: What's honest?
A Chinese student: What's opinion?
A Russian student: What's your?
An American student: What's other countries?
With the situation in Ukraine...
Putin is giving a speech to his people
- My people, due Wests sanctions we'll need to tighten our belts and work harder!
Voice from the crowd:
- We will work two shifts!
- Thank you, you must be real patriot of our country! And we'll have to give up western goods and production!
- We will work three shifts!
- Such patriotism for country! By the way what's your occupation?
- I work at morgue...