Country Music Jokes
61 country music jokes and hilarious country music puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about country music that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for a laugh? Check out our collection of funny country music jokes. From clever quips about country singers to hilarious one-liners about Nashville, these jokes will have you chuckling in no time. So kick back, relax, and enjoy a few laughs courtesy of our favorite country music comedians.
Funniest Country Music Short Jokes
Short country music jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The country music humour may include short country western jokes also.
- I almost lost my job as a DJ at a country music station I accidentally played the same three songs for five hours. Fortunately, our listeners didn't seem to notice.
- I was originally ok with my wife getting a white noise machine in our bedroom turns out falling asleep to country music is harder than I thought
- I wish they would stop playing the national anthem before games I'm not unpatriotic; I just don't like country music.
- Music can take you places Today for example, they put country music on and I went to the next bar.
- I went to on vacation to Africa to get some local music and almonds. My friend asked me "what country did you go to and what did you get?"
He got upset, when I answered
"kenya, CD's, nuts" - I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do And for the people who DO like country music, 'denigrate' means 'put down.'
\- Bob Newhart - Why can't you improve the efficiency of wind farms by playing country music around them? Because they're really just big heavy metal fans.
- I am friends with a farmer and his windmill. One likes country music while the other is a big metal fan.
- TIL that Tibetan leaders can issue special forgiveness to buxom country music singers It's known as the Dalai Pardon
- I asked a coworker why he listened to the same song over and over, Turns out that's country music.
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Country Music One Liners
Which country music one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with country music? I can suggest the ones about country girl and rock music.
- What happens if you sing country music in reverse? You get your wife and job back.
- Is Africa by Toto country music? No it's continent music.
- What's the only thing worse than listening to country music? Enjoying it.
- What do you call pop-country music? Hick-Hop
- Where do country music artists become country music greats? The obituaries
- Surprisingly John Deere wasn't a country music fan... He preferred Mowtown...
- Who is Gordon Ramsay's favorite American Country Music artist? It's Tim McFOOKINGRAW!!!
- Whar would Samuel Langhorne Clemens' alias be if he wrote country music? Mark *Twang*
- I love country music. When I listen to it backwards I get a wife, I get car, and a house!
- What country has the best music? Tune-isia
- Why does no one listen to country music in prison? Because country-band is not allowed
- Heard the best oxymoron today Country music
- What do you call a self help book for a Country Music singer? Drink, Pray, Truck
- I like both kinds of music. Country *and* Western
- Jesus... I guess some people just can't stand country music.
Happy Country Music Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What funny jokes about country music you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean genre music jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make country music pranks.
A blonde goes into a music store and asks the guy who works there where the country music CD's are.
The salesman replies, "Try the other side."
So the blonde moves to his other ear and says, "Where are the country music CD's?"
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What goes well with country music?
s**....
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Guy gets sick of the rat race and...
....moves to the country. After about six months, he gets a little lonely for company so he's happy when a nearby farmer comes over.
They're sitting on the porch having a couple beers when the farmer asks,
*"Would you like to come to a party at my house next friday?"*
Guy says, *"sure, sounds fun."*
Farmer says, *"But there'll probably be loud music."*
Guy says, *"Cool with me."*
Farmer says, *"And a lot of drinking, that's how it is."*
Guy looks at his beer and nods his head.
Farmer says, *"Gotta watch out, sometimes there's a little fightin'."*
Guy says *"I can handle my own. Sounds fun."*
Farmer says, *"And if you're lucky, might be a little s**....."*
Guy says *"Now I can't wait. Next friday? What should I wear?"*
Farmer says, *"Whatever. Just gonna be you and me."*
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Dave is tired of the corporate world and city life so he moves to a small country town....
After a few weeks of not seeing a single soul there was a knock on his door. He opens it to be greeted by a man.
"Welcome to the neighbourhood, my name is Jimbob. I'm your neighbour and would like to invite you to a party"
"That sounds great!" Dave replies.
"Oh it will be, there is gonna be plenty to drink" says Jimbob.
"And when i start gettin tipsy i turn the music up, which gets the party really started, so there will be plenty of dancin" he continues.
"Usually a fight or two breaks out, nothing unusual for these parts" he says
"And always plenty of s**...!!"
Dave is starting to think wow this sounds like a good party and asks "how many people turn up to these types of things?"
"Oh, Just you an me" answers Jimbob
Steven Spielberg is casting for his upcoming blockbuster on the history of classical music.
He asks his stars who they want to play. Brad Pitt says, "I want to be Mozart. His pastiche of influences from several European countries has always fascinated me." Tom Cruise chimes in with, "I'd like to be Beethoven. I love the way he handled the transition from Classicism to Romanticism." Arnold Schwarzenegger says, "I'll be Bach."
What happens if you play a country music song backwards?
The singer's dog is resurrected and his wife comes back.
Is my Father's joke.
I'll show myself out.
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Why is there so much "twang" in Country music?
It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.
Country Music Album
My friends don't seem to be enjoying my attempt at a Country Music album. It bothers them that the song about Germany runs straight into the song about Poland.
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Why do you hate country music so much?
Cause every time you hear someone say "hoedown" you think your sister has been shot.
Did you hear the one about the socialist country music-loving lumberjack?
All his axes came from taxes.
The worst thing about living in West Virginia is all the country music.
The second worst thing is telling your sister you already have a prom date.
I don't understand how people don't like country music? I mean have they ever heard of the greats? Like...
Waylon Jennings, Hank Williams Jr, or Texas in July???
When new self driving cars become mainstream, country music will change
We'll be hearing songs about how my truck ran off
Boll Weavels
There were two brothers that happened to be boll weavels. One brother desired more than just to destroy crops and learned to play guitar. He got so good, he became a successful country music star.
His brother just stayed home and slept. You could say he was the lesser of two weavels.
Why Isn't There Trash Everywhere After a Country Concert?
Because the music is enough trash.
Two Boll Weavels
There were once two brothers that happened to be boll weavels. They lived in Nashville, TN and both loved country music. One brother desired more than just to destroy crops and listen to the radio, so he learned to play guitar. He got so good, he became a successful country music star. Fame and fortune were no longer a stranger to him.
His brother went to school, where he met his wife, and became a CPA and found a modest job at a local tax firm. The locals often say he is the lesser of two weavels.
I like listening to classic rock in the car and my wife likes listening to country music, so we compromise
and listen to country music.
I want to go to a music event, except now I'm scared I could get shot...
...but I just remembered I don't listen to country music.
Best country song
My boss won't stop playing country music at work. The other day, my coworker spoke to her.
Coworker: You know what I think is the best country song?
Boss: What?
Coworker: Africa.
Boss: That's not a country song!
Coworker: Actually you're right, it's a continent song.
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Considering the recent name changes of country music groups "The Chicks" & "Lady A" ...
... the famous paper drinking cups (the brand with the now-t**... southern-sounding name) will likely be named "Deez Cups", but only sold at "Winn-Deez" (as the grocery store chain decided to alter its name as well).
I grew up listening to music that demeaned women, glorified violence and normalized criminal behavior. I know it definitely influenced the culture around me.
Thankfully, I stopped listening to country music and found hip hop.
