Country Flag Jokes
40 country flag jokes and hilarious country flag puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about country flag that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Country Flag Short Jokes
Short country flag jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The country flag humour may include short country name jokes also.
- Switzerland is a great country, with amazing views and nice people And their flag is also great, which is a huge plus.
- The Philippines is the only country in the world who turns its flag upside down during times of war while French people remove the red and blue colour
- There are two kinds of countries Those who use the metric system, and those who have their flag on the moon.
- The US confederate flags supporters should be proud. They are part of a long line of countries that lost wars to the USA.
- Who else is cheering for Switzerland in the Olympics? So much to like about the country. I mean, even the flag is a big plus.
- No leader or government should establish communism in their country... ...after all, in history, there have been so many red flags.
- I was asked why Switzerland was one of my favourite countries to visit. "Well, their flag's a big plus!"
- Switzerland is such a cool place. I honestly don't know much about the country itself, but the flag is a plus.
- "My wife has a stall on the beach..." "My wife has a stall on the beach where you can buy flags of any country"
"Does she sell Seychelles by the sea shore?" - Only two countries have square flags One is Vatican City, the other is Switzerland.
No wonder Swiss cheese is holy.
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Country Flag One Liners
Which country flag one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with country flag? I can suggest the ones about american flag and country.
- Generally, when Communist countries get patriotic… it's a big red flag
- How did the dad figure out the most popular country in the world? He took a flag pole.
- Switzerland is a pretty sweet country... and their flag's a big plus.
- Is Switzerland a good country? I'm not too sure overall, but their flag is big plus
- Country flags make no sense Atleast the Japanese flag has a point.
Country Flag Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about country flag you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean switzerland flag jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make country flag pranks.
A German and a Swiss are arguing about who's country is better...
The German, clearly annoyed, asks the Swiss
"So what's so great about Switzerland?" The Swiss shrugs, simply saying.
"Well, the flag is a big plus."
Joke about how dangerous China is
An American tourist came to China and fell into a construction ditch, he came out, injured, and angrily told the tour guide, "In America, in a dangerous area, we always put up red flags to warn people! Why wasn't there one here?"
The Chinese tour guide very calmly replied, "Didn't you already see it when you entered the country?"
I met my new neighbor today. Turns out he's Swiss.
I told him I'd never met someone from Switzerland before, and asked what he likes most about his home country.
He shrugged. "I dunno. The flag's a big plus."
A Jewish girl....
.....flagged down a cab after drunken night out in town. All too late she realised the driver was heading in the wrong direction, & was driving down a dark country lane into the woods.
He stopped the car, then jumped in the back seat, pulling at the girls clothes frantically.
"Stop, stop!" she screamed.
"Don't worry love, I just want a bit of fun, I ain't going to hurt you" he explained.
"No, it's not that, could you turn the meter off first?" she replied.
A rural country man is visiting a prestigious college in the big city for the first time.
He's a little lost, so he flags down a passing student and asks, "'Scuse me, could y'all tell me where the library's at?"
The student draws himself up in a huff, and answers haughtily, "I'll have you know that I am an English major with a 4.0 GPA, and I absolutely refuse to answer a question that ends in a preposition!"
The country man thinks for a moment. "OK, then. Could y'all tell me where the library's at, *a**...?"*
A Mexican man walks onto a field in America and places his flag into the ground.
The owner of the field then says "Hey, what are you doing? This is America, what is your Mexican flag doing here?"
The Mexican looks confused at the American before replying "I hear this free country, yes? I buy America."
Roger Federer was doing an interview...
... when the interviewer asked him how he felt about his countries flag being displayed by so many of his fans in the arena he replied
"Well, it's a big plus"
Communist Russia wins the space race
Teacher: Ivan, tell us, who was the first country to land people on the Moon?
Ivan: It was our mother Russia, Comrade!
Teacher: Very good, Ivan! And what did the first Russian cosmonauts find on the Moon?
Ivan: The American flag, Comrade!
Why I hated my trip to Canada
It was a nice country, but as soon as I saw the flag is just wanted to *leaf*
My friend says Switzerland is the best country...
I dunno about that but their flag is a big plus.
Wanna know why China has 5 stars in their country flag?
It's how much they rated themselves for the human rights violations
I need to make a presentation about why Switzerland is the best country in the world.
There are many downsides.
But their flag is a big plus.
Isn't it a massive coincidence...
That there are the same amount of national flags and countries in this world.
The French are the most patriotic country on earth.
They even use their national flag as printer paper.
Why did East Germany have a drafting compass on their flag?
So that you could draw the direction the country was going.
No leader in the world should instate communism in their country.
After all, in history, there's been so many red flags.
How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?
Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.
Little Johnny was in Spanish Class one day...
The teacher said, "Okay, class, tell me a sentence that has to do with Nicaragua."
The teacher calls on Mary Lou. "The flag of Nicaragua has white and blue stripes, with a coat of arms in the middle."
The teacher calls on Jason next. "Nicaragua is located in Central America, with 6 other countries."
Lastly, the teacher calls on Little Johnny. "When I saw a Black Mexican on the street yesterday dying of thirst, his brother was constantly pleading people to get that Nicaragua."
I asked my Swiss friend what he liked about his country.
He said that the flag is a big plus.
The leaders of the USA, UK and Germany leaders are on a plane
With their assistants when the pilot gives them a warning about too much weight on the plane and some people would need to jump from the plane to prevent it from fall. The assistants decide to jump to save their countries. First came the German assistant, with a German flag. He screams "FOR GERMANY" and then jumps off the plane. Then, the English one come to the door, screams "RULE BRITANNIA" with a UK flag in hand and jump off too. Then, it's the time of the American assistant. He calmly walks to the door, pick a American flag and screams "FOR AMERICA"
And throw Donald Trump out of the plane