Counting Calories Jokes

6 counting calories jokes and hilarious counting calories puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about counting calories that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Counting Calories Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good counting calories joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

The thing with people who are bad at counting calories.. that they have the figures to prove it

How does a tech savvy cannibal count his calories?

In kill-o-bites.

I started a new diet 6 weeks ago and I managed to GAIN thirty pounds!

It's my fault, though. I thought counting calories meant your supposed to go for the high score.

Managed to beat insomnia with my new diet. I'm falling asleep counting calories.

I'm not saying my wife's a bit plump

I'm not saying my wife's a bit plump, but the nearest she gets to counting calories is spotting I've nicked one of her chocolates.

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