Counting Calories Jokes
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The thing with people who are bad at counting calories..
..is that they have the figures to prove it
How does a tech savvy cannibal count his calories?
In kill-o-bites.
I started a new diet 6 weeks ago and I managed to GAIN thirty pounds!
It's my fault, though. I thought counting calories meant your supposed to go for the high score.
Managed to beat insomnia with my new diet. I'm falling asleep counting calories.
I'm not saying my wife's a bit plump
I'm not saying my wife's a bit plump, but the nearest she gets to counting calories is spotting I've nicked one of her chocolates.
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