Countertops Jokes
9 countertops jokes and hilarious countertops puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about countertops that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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My wife and I are going with Granite countertops for our new kitchen.
I don't even like the look of Granite all that much but honestly I just couldn't think of a counter-argument.
What do marble countertops hate the most?
Being taken for granite.
My girlfriend was raving about our neighbors Marble Countertops.
I was unimpressed, but maybe I just took them for Granite
My wife wants to replace our kitchen countertops with Quartzsite
I told her I was afraid the kids would take it for granite
My cheap laminated countertop just collapsed
I suppose I always took it for granite.
Quartz countertops are very unappreciated
Most people take them for granite
I was disappointed to find out my countertops were linoleum.
I guess i took them for granite
My mom stole money from me to buy new countertops
She seriously needs to stop taking things for granite
My friend wouldn't stop ranting about his idea for a countertop factory...
Honestly, I thought it was all counter-productive.
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