The Best 10 Countertops Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Countertops jokes. There are some countertops medusa jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these countertops unappreciated puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Countertops Jokes and Puns

My girlfriend was raving about our neighbors Marble Countertops.

I was unimpressed, but maybe I just took them for Granite

I was disappointed to find out my countertops were linoleum.

I guess i took them for granite

My mom stole money from me to buy new countertops

She seriously needs to stop taking things for granite

Countertops joke, My mom stole money from me to buy new countertops

I really miss the marble countertops at my old apartment...

I guess I just took them for granite.

I just put in new countertops in my kitchen...

Granite, they're not marble, but still...


I always thought my kitchen was worth more, until I had my house appraised.

Moral of the story: Don't take your countertops for granite.

I didn't notice the countertops in my new house until after I moved in.

Guess I took them for granite.

Countertops joke, I didn't notice the countertops in my new house until after I moved in.

Genie: you get one wish

Me: I wish for granite countertops
Genie: your wish has been granite

I was browsing the countertops at a home improvement store...

When a customer came up to me and asked if I was The Rock. I guess he took me for granite.

My wife and I are debating whether or not to get marble countertops in our kitchen

I feel like we'll just take them for granite

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the countertops pantries jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working countertops tile piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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