The Best 6 Countertop Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Countertop jokes. There are some countertop granite jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these countertop schist puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Countertop Jokes and Puns

A nervous man walks into the bar

He goes to the counter and starts eating the nuts. Suddenly he hears a voice say you're handsome coming from the countertop, he looks around to find the source of the voice, but is unable to do so.

He continues eating the nuts when the voice once again says you have nice hair.

The man realises that the voice was coming from the nuts. He asks the bartender what's up with these nuts?

The bartender replies: oh those? They're complementary!

My cheap laminated countertop just collapsed

I suppose I always took it for granite.

I don't know how people in the counter-top business make any money

Everything they do is counter-productive

What did the countertop say to the pizza dough?

You're so kneady.

Why did the marble countertop leave the kitchen?

It was tired of being taken for granite.


What did the Solid Surface countertop say to the Stone countertop?

Hey! Don't take me for granite!

I work at a countertop manufacturing company. Thought of this on break earlier. 😃

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the countertop shelf jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working countertop marble piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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