Following is our collection of funny Countertop jokes. There are some countertop granite jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these countertop schist puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
He goes to the counter and starts eating the nuts. Suddenly he hears a voice say you're handsome coming from the countertop, he looks around to find the source of the voice, but is unable to do so.
He continues eating the nuts when the voice once again says you have nice hair.
The man realises that the voice was coming from the nuts. He asks the bartender what's up with these nuts?
The bartender replies: oh those? They're complementary!
I suppose I always took it for granite.
Everything they do is counter-productive
You're so kneady.
It was tired of being taken for granite.
Hey! Don't take me for granite!
I work at a countertop manufacturing company. Thought of this on break earlier. 😃
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the countertop shelf jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working countertop marble piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.