Countertop Jokes
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My wife and I are going with Granite countertops for our new kitchen.
I don't even like the look of Granite all that much but honestly I just couldn't think of a counter-argument.
What do marble countertops hate the most?
Being taken for granite.
My girlfriend was raving about our neighbors Marble Countertops.
I was unimpressed, but maybe I just took them for Granite
My wife wants to replace our kitchen countertops with Quartzsite
I told her I was afraid the kids would take it for granite
My cheap laminated countertop just collapsed
I suppose I always took it for granite.
Quartz countertops are very unappreciated
Most people take them for granite
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