The Best 7 Counterstrike Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Counterstrike jokes. There are some counterstrike blitzkrieg jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these counterstrike airstrike puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Counterstrike Jokes and Puns

WW2 joke. I read this conversation between two Counter-Strike players ingame...

(I came in mid-conversation and for me it started like this)

Player1: I cant believe your nick is Jewhunter, that's so offensive! My grandparents were in a concentration camp during the war.

Player2: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, my grandfather died in a concentration camp.

Player1: My god that's awful...

Player2: Yea, he fell down from the guardtower.

Player1 has left the game

What's a judge's favorite game?


What do you call it when someone insults the whole world, and they retaliate?

Counter-Strike: Global Offensive

Hey girl, do you play counter-strike?

Because your face is Globally Offensive.

Dr Eggman plays Counterstrike, and checks his connection...

"Low ping as usual, I see."

What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?


What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get?

Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the counterstrike dota jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working counterstrike kam piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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