Counterfeiter Jokes

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The Best Counterfeiter Puns

Change for a $15 bill

An incompentent counterfeiter spent all day making his funny money. At the end of the day he realizes he spent all his time making $15 bills.

He figures that the only way he's going to get anything from this batch of money, is to find a place where the people aren't too bright and change his phoney money for real cash.

He travels to a small town and walks into a small Mom and Pop grocery store. He goes to the old man behind the counter and asks him, "Do you have change for a $15 bill?"

The old man replies, "I sure do...How would you like that? An eight and a seven or two sixes and a three?"

I am a professional counterfeiter.

I even have the certificates to prove it.

I want to be a counterfeiter when I grow up!

I hear they make good money

A mate of mine wants to become a counterfeiter but doesn't think he has the required skills.

I told him to fake it till you make it.

Who is the best counterfeiter in Starfleet?

Geordi LaForge.

What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

"I make my own dough".
My sister Katie came up with this one.

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