The Best 35 Counterfeit Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Counterfeit jokes. There are some counterfeit usd jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these counterfeit phoney puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Counterfeit Jokes and Puns

Counterfeit $1 bills reportedly found in circulation

Be on the lookout for hot singles in your area.

Once I had a machine that made counterfeit pennies.

I regret it now, but it made a lot of cents at the time.

If I had a dollar for every gender there was...

...I would have 2 dollars and run a counterfeit money smuggling ring.

Counterfeit joke, If I had a dollar for every gender there was...

If i had 5 euros for evey gender....

i would have 10 euros and alot of counterfeit money

An individual walks into a restaurants, orders and eats his meal

"That'll be $13.45." says the waiter.

The individual pulls out a $50 bill.

"Sorry, we've had issues with counterfeit money lately. Do you have any smaller bills?" asks the waiter.

"Sure, no problem.." The individual pulls out a $25 bill, pays with it and leaves.


A man walks into a grocery store

After getting all his food he brings it to the cash register to ring it up. The cashier says "that'll be $49.95", The man hands him a $100 bill and the cashier asks "do you have anything smaller? We've been having a rash of counterfeit bills lately"; the man reaches in his pockets and hands him a $55 bill

My uncle used to counterfeit pennies...

My uncle used to counterfeit pennies out of real copper, but got copper poisoning. At least, we think that's what happened, because one day he just stopped making sense.

Counterfeit joke, My uncle used to counterfeit pennies...

Today I gave a homeless person a warm new home..

I gave him counterfeit money to buy food which got him arrested.

Now he's got a warm jail and free meals twice a day.

If I got 5 dollars for every gender

I'd have $10 and a lot of counterfeit money

I fondly remember my dad telling me this one, but i never understood it until recently.

A crook mistakenly made a counterfeit $8 bill instead of a $10 bill. He decided to try it out anyway.

He went to the teller at the local bank and asked for change.

The teller looked at the $8 bill and gave the crook two $4 bills as change.

A woman walks into a bar

She sits at the counter and orders a salad with croutons and a creamy dressing.

The waiter delivers her salad, and she hands him a crisp $20 bill. As the waiter walks back to the cash register he holds it to the light and realizes it's a counterfeit! He snaps around to see the woman grabbing her salad and running for the door.

He shouts at the top of his lungs "Seize her salad!"

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A forger was arrested and thrown in jail for making counterfeit money

Later, a reporter visited his cell for an interview and asked him Why did you make counterfeit money?

The forger thought for a while before he replied, saying Because making real money is impossible.

A man decides to put his counterfeit 30 dollar bills into circulation.

He decides that a small town would be the best place to put them into circulation. "No one will know" he thinks. When he enters the store he chose to start breaking them up, he tells the cashier, "I got these brand new, shiny 30 dollar bills, Can you break them for me?" She says, "Sure, do you want it in 15's or 6's?"

I want to be a counterfeiter when I grow up!

I hear they make good money

(OC) I started stealing granite tops from peoples kitchens and replacing them with fakes...

I keep having troubles getting the counterfeit.

(Its probably been done before because the pun is so obvious but I haven't yet heard it.)

There's a new scam involving counterfeit copper tone sunscreen.

Police are warning the public to read the ingredient list to avoid getting burned.

Counterfeit joke, There's a new scam involving counterfeit copper tone sunscreen.

What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny woman?

One is a phony buck...

I before e

Except for when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters.

Bad money

What is the difference between an angry rabbit and a counterfeit dollar bill?

One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny.


Mistake

A crook mistakenly made a counterfeit $8 bill instead of a $10 bill. He decided to try it out anyway, so he went to the bank and asked for change.
The teller looked at the $8 bill and gave the crook two $4 bills as change.

A Joke about Eastern Kentucky

In my younger years I used to counterfeit money and pass it off as real money. One day, after I made a fake $7 bill, I found a random guy on the street and asked him if he had change for 7 dollars.

"I sure do" the man replies as he hands me $3 and a $4.

Boss asked me to buy counterfeit detector pens...

I said I'll just get the real ones.

I was duped into buying counterfeit The Who merchandise.

Won't get fooled again!

A prostitute goes to the bank to deposit her earnings

The teller starts flipping through the cash, and realizes it's counterfeited. When she tells the prostitute, the response is "That can't be true. Please look over it again"

"Sorry ma'am, this really *is* counterfeit money"

The prostitute takes a step back and says "Oh my, I've been *raped*!"

What country has the least counterfeit money?

Brazil

All their money is real

I went to pay the Cashier at the Grocery store

Cashier "That will be $18.35"

Me: Hands her a $50 bill

Cashier "Sorry sir, We cant accept that because we had too many problems with counterfeit currency. Do you have anything smaller?"

Me " I fully understand, Here you go.."
*Politely hands her a crisp $25 bill*

What do you call a counterfeit cow?

Sham moo.

Big IF

If I had a dollar for every gender, I'd only have 2 bucks and millions of illegal counterfeit dollar bills that only bring sadness and disappointment in the human race and are a scar on the face of earth, ruining and vandalising every-fucking-thing the human race has strived for.

My buddy makes counterfeit life-like paintings of Mongolian battle scenes

He's a real Khan artist.

When the police asked me what i did for a living, I said I make money.

The reason i was being interrogated was for selling counterfeit bills

Rememer that day when you smashed someone's car? any idea what car that guy used to take a revenge against you?

counterfeit

Soulja Boy may be facing 20 years in prison for selling a console with counterfeit games

It'll be the first time a mumble rapper completes a sentence.

Who is the best counterfeiter in Starfleet?

Geordi LaForge.

How can you tell when money is counterfeit?

It has the words "federal reserve note" written on it.

What do you call a counterfeit receipt for a memory consultant?

A Freudilent slip.

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