Counterfeit Jokes

Following is our collection of imposter puns and usd one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Counterfeit jokes for adults, dirty genuine jokes and clean phoney dad gags for kids.

The Best Counterfeit Puns

Counterfeit $1 bills reportedly found in circulation

Be on the lookout for hot singles in your area.

Once I had a machine that made counterfeit pennies.

I regret it now, but it made a lot of cents at the time.

If I had a dollar for every gender there was...

...I would have 2 dollars and run a counterfeit money smuggling ring.

If i had 5 euros for evey gender....

i would have 10 euros and alot of counterfeit money

A man walks into a grocery store

After getting all his food he brings it to the cash register to ring it up. The cashier says "that'll be $49.95", The man hands him a $100 bill and the cashier asks "do you have anything smaller? We've been having a rash of counterfeit bills lately"; the man reaches in his pockets and hands him a $55 bill


My uncle used to counterfeit pennies...

My uncle used to counterfeit pennies out of real copper, but got copper poisoning. At least, we think that's what happened, because one day he just stopped making sense.

Today I gave a homeless person a warm new home..

I gave him counterfeit money to buy food which got him arrested.

Now he's got a warm jail and free meals twice a day.

If I got 5 dollars for every gender

I'd have $10 and a lot of counterfeit money

I fondly remember my dad telling me this one, but i never understood it until recently.

A crook mistakenly made a counterfeit $8 bill instead of a $10 bill. He decided to try it out anyway.

He went to the teller at the local bank and asked for change.

The teller looked at the $8 bill and gave the crook two $4 bills as change.

A man decides to put his counterfeit 30 dollar bills into circulation.

He decides that a small town would be the best place to put them into circulation. "No one will know" he thinks. When he enters the store he chose to start breaking them up, he tells the cashier, "I got these brand new, shiny 30 dollar bills, Can you break them for me?" She says, "Sure, do you want it in 15's or 6's?"

I want to be a counterfeiter when I grow up!

I hear they make good money


(OC) I started stealing granite tops from peoples kitchens and replacing them with fakes...

I keep having troubles getting the counterfeit.

(Its probably been done before because the pun is so obvious but I haven't yet heard it.)

There's a new scam involving counterfeit copper tone sunscreen.

Police are warning the public to read the ingredient list to avoid getting burned.

What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny woman?

One is a phony buck...

Bad money

What is the difference between an angry rabbit and a counterfeit dollar bill?

One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny.

Mistake

A crook mistakenly made a counterfeit $8 bill instead of a $10 bill. He decided to try it out anyway, so he went to the bank and asked for change.
The teller looked at the $8 bill and gave the crook two $4 bills as change.

A Joke about Eastern Kentucky

In my younger years I used to counterfeit money and pass it off as real money. One day, after I made a fake $7 bill, I found a random guy on the street and asked him if he had change for 7 dollars.

"I sure do" the man replies as he hands me $3 and a $4.

What country has the least counterfeit money?

Brazil

All their money is real

I was duped into buying counterfeit The Who merchandise.

Won't get fooled again!


A prostitute goes to the bank to deposit her earnings

The teller starts flipping through the cash, and realizes it's counterfeited. When she tells the prostitute, the response is "That can't be true. Please look over it again"

"Sorry ma'am, this really *is* counterfeit money"

The prostitute takes a step back and says "Oh my, I've been *raped*!"

I went to pay the Cashier at the Grocery store

Cashier "That will be $18.35"

Me: Hands her a $50 bill

Cashier "Sorry sir, We cant accept that because we had too many problems with counterfeit currency. Do you have anything smaller?"

Me " I fully understand, Here you go.."
*Politely hands her a crisp $25 bill*

Big IF

If I had a dollar for every gender, I'd only have 2 bucks and millions of illegal counterfeit dollar bills that only bring sadness and disappointment in the human race and are a scar on the face of earth, ruining and vandalising every-fucking-thing the human race has strived for.

What do you call a counterfeit cow?

Sham moo.

My buddy makes counterfeit life-like paintings of Mongolian battle scenes

He's a real Khan artist.

When the police asked me what i did for a living, I said I make money.

The reason i was being interrogated was for selling counterfeit bills

How can you tell when money is counterfeit?

It has the words "federal reserve note" written on it.

Soulja Boy may be facing 20 years in prison for selling a console with counterfeit games

It'll be the first time a mumble rapper completes a sentence.

Rememer that day when you smashed someone's car? any idea what car that guy used to take a revenge against you?

counterfeit

What do you call a counterfeit receipt for a memory consultant?

A Freudilent slip.

Who is the best counterfeiter in Starfleet?

Geordi LaForge.

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