The Best 4 Counterclockwise Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Counterclockwise jokes. There are some counterclockwise spins jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these counterclockwise rotate puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Counterclockwise Jokes and Puns

Did you know that dogs chase their tails clockwise in the southern hemisphere and counter-clockwise in the northern hemisphere?

It's called the Corgi-olis Effect.

In the land of poker, different people had different toilets. The peasants had toilets that flushed clockwise, and the nobles had toilets that flushed counterclockwise. The king had neither.

He had a royal straight flush.

I hate when my massage therapist smears the lotion counter-clockwise.

She really rubs me the wrong way.

Why do athletes run counterclockwise around a track?

Because they use running as a way to *unwind*.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the counterclockwise effect jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working counterclockwise track piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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