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Funniest Counter Strike Short Jokes

Short counter strike jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The counter strike humour may include short call of duty jokes also.

  1. Due to lack of protective measures during the pandemic, retail cashiers and bank tellers are refusing to go to work It's a counter strike
  2. What do you call it when someone insults the whole world, and they retaliate? Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
  3. If Undertale and Terminator made a Counter Strike map, it would be called... de_terminator
  4. What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common? They are both over the counter strike
  5. Why do Counter-Strike players wear sunglasses? The prevent de_dust from getting into their eyes.
  6. Counter Strike Global Offensive Joke Did you hear about the guy in Orlando? He dropped a 50 bomb.

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Counter Strike One Liners

Which counter strike one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with counter strike? I can suggest the ones about console game and league of legends.

  1. I identify as counter strike, and I find this globally offensive.
  2. What's a judge's favorite game? Counter-strike
  3. I was going to make a joke about Counter Strike... But it would be globally offensive.
  4. What do you call Counter Strike: Global Offensive Professionals? Gopros.
  5. Hey girl, do you play counter-strike? Because your face is Globally Offensive.
  6. How do Counter Strike players clean their computers? They dedust it
  7. What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East? Tuesday.
  8. What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get? Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended
  9. What do PC gamers play? Counter-Strike: Global Inoffensive.
  10. I like my girls like I like my Counter Strike skins. Factory New
  11. Playing Counter-Strike at an Airport in Belgium "Terrorists win."
  12. What's Anne Franks favourite counter strike map? Dust
  13. Counter Strike Global Offensive
  14. What computer does a Counter-Strike player want? An acer.
  15. I s**... identify as Counter Strike... *And I'm globally offended*

Counter Strike Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about counter strike you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean battlefield jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make counter strike pranks.

A piece of string walks into a bar

A piece of string walks into a bar and walks up to the counter.
The bartender says, "Sorry mate, we don't serve pieces of string in here, get lost."
Upset, the piece of string walks out the door. A sudden thought strikes him. He ties himself in a knot and messes his hair up.
He walks back into the bar and approaches the counter. The bartender says, "Oi, aren't you that piece of string from before...?"
"No," says the piece of string, "I'm a frayed knot."

WW2 joke. I read this conversation between two Counter-Strike players ingame...

(I came in mid-conversation and for me it started like this)
Player1: I cant believe your nick is Jewhunter, that's so offensive! My grandparents were in a concentration camp during the war.
Player2: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, my grandfather died in a concentration camp.
Player1: My god that's awful...
Player2: Yea, he fell down from the guardtower.
Player1 has left the game

A piece of string walks into a bar

and walks up to the counter.
The bartender says, "Sorry mate, we don't serve pieces of string in here, get lost."
Upset, the piece of string walks out the door. A sudden thought strikes him. He ties himself in a knot and messes his hair up.
He walks back into the bar and approaches the counter. The bartender says, "Oi, aren't you that piece of string from before...?"
"No," says the piece of string, "I'm a frayed knot."