countdown Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious countdown puns

The Millenium Falcon is taking off...

Han Solo asks C3PO to give him a countdown, and C3PO says..


Han interrupts him and asks what the heck he's doing.

C3 says "You told me to never tell you the odds"


First I got a tattoo on my cervical that said "5".

Next, I got one on my thoracic that said "4"

Then, I got one on my lumbar that said "3"

After that, I got one on my Sacrum that said 2"

And now, I'm getting one on my Coccyx that says "1"

It's the spinal countdown.


What do you call Dracula's retarded cousin?


This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago ... Thought it was worth a share.


A Mexican magician tells a crowd he's going to disappear on the count of three...

He begins the countdown. "Uno, dos..." then, poof! He disappeared without a tres.


My friend asked me if I wanted to watch Countdown with them

"What's that?", I replied, "Dracula's retarded brother?"


Roy Moore missed the New Years Eve countdown.

He's demanding a recount.



is Dracula's retarded brother.


The band Europe is rereleasing their greatest hits on records.

It's the vinyl countdown.


Apparently the Brexit is inspiring other countries to hold their own referenda, and could lead to the breakup of the EU.

Could this be The Final Countdown for Europe?


A Mexican magician was performing a magic show

He said that he will vanish by the count of 3. So he started the countdown



And then he vanished without a tres


With the decline of newspapers worldwide, staff in-house have been referring to the obituaries

as the Subscriber Countdown


I heard the band Europe wrote a song about the days leading to the end-of-semester exams.

It was the finals countdown.



Why was 4 never suprised?

Because the countdown ended at 3.


What is Australian cuisine called?

Prison Food

Source: 8 out of 10 Cats does Countdown


Why do old fashioned races start with a countdown from a bikini model?

It's the thot that counts


How many countdown contestants does it take to change a blibulght?


I never want to go to the New Years Countdown ever again!

I just got out of prison for Assault. I got really nervous because an Arab was next to me counting down from 10. So I punched him...


Why was the New Years countdown this year longer than the rest?

Because it is 20 19, 18, 17, 16...


TheFineBros' loss of subscribers should be called...

The Fine-al Countdown.


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Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Countdown? Well, here are the best Countdown dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Countdown pick up lines to share with friends.


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