Count Sesame Jokes
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My girlfriend asked me who my favorite vampire is.
I replied, "The one from Sesame Street."
She said, "He doesn't count."
"Oh I assure you, he does."
My girlfriend asked me who my favorite vampire was...
I told her it was the dude from Sesame street
She said, "He doesn't count."
I said, "Oh I assure you, he does."
(obligatory cake day joke)
A friend asked me who my favourite vampire was.
"That puppet from Sesame Street", I replied.
They told me he didn't count.
I said, "I beg to differ...".
I was recently asked who my favourite vampire was. I said, the muppet from Sesame Street.
They told me, He doesn't count!
I replied, I assure you, he does.
Someone asked me who my favorite vampire is in pop culture...
I said, "The one from Sesame Street."
They said, "He doesn't count!"
"I assure you," I said, "He does."
While discussing horror movies, my friend asked me who my favorite monster from film is.
Me: "Hmmm that's a tough one. I think I'd have to go with the vampire from Sesame Street."
Friend: "What!? He doesn't count."
Me: "Oh I assure you, he does."
There's only one vampire on Sesame Street...
At least, only one that counts.
Sesame Street never allowed Mrs. Piggy to count to 100.
Everytime she made it to 69, she got a frog in her t**....
Someone asked me who my favorite vampire was...
I said it was the muppet from Sesame Street.
They said "He doesn't count".
I replied, "I assure you, he does".
Her: Who is your favorite literary vampire?..... Me: The one in Sesame Street.... Her: He doesn't count
Me: Oh I can assure you that he does
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