Count Dracula Jokes

Funniest Count Dracula Short Jokes

Short count dracula jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The count dracula humour may include short vlad the impaler jokes also.

1. I just got a job in a factory making plastic dracula There are only two of us on the production line, so I have to make every second count
2. I think there are nine vampires coming to my dinner party. Oh, wait... I forgot to Count Dracula.
3. My brother and I started a business manufacturing Dracula toys I have to make every second Count
4. Did you know Dracula had a brother who feasted on pancakes? His name was Count Spatula
   (Tried this out on my kids the other day. It went horrifically bad)
5. Count Dracula returned a mirror to my shop yesterday He said it wasn't faulty, he just couldn't see himself using it.
6. I had to knock a goose unconscious to collect his feathers for Dracula's pillow. Now he's down for the Count.
7. I just lost a boxing match in Transylvania I was working for Dracula part time and had to run an errand half way through. Referee said I was apparently out for the Count.
8. What's it called when Dracula lists numbers? A Count
9. I got into a fist fight with a Dracula fan over who's the best vampire. He put up a good fight until I caught him with a mean hook to the temple.
   He was down for The Count.
10. Dracula & Frankenstein are in the heavyweight championship. Who wins? Dracula. Frankenstein went down for the count.

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Count Dracula One Liners

Which count dracula one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with count dracula? I can suggest the ones about dr who and vampire bat.

1. What did Trump say when Dracula ran away with his things? STOP THE COUNT!
2. Did you know vampires aren't real? Unless you Count Dracula.
3. Are Monsters good at math? Not unless you Count Dracula.
   Happy Spooktober everyone.
4. I was trying to remember all the vampires I know. But I forgot to Count Dracula.
5. What do Dracula's girlfriend and a boxer have in common? They both go down for the Count
6. Why did Count Dracula fail art class? He could only draw blood.
7. How many teeth does Dracula have? I don't know. I didn't get close enough to Count.
8. How many monsters can do basic math? All of them, unless you count Dracula
9. How many vampires does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It depends if you Count Dracula.
10. I saw a vampire for sale at half price in the shop It was a dis-count Dracula
11. Why did Dracula fail math? He forgot how to Count.
12. Dracula Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math? Because he likes to Count.
13. If a wizard was knocked out by Dracula in a fight what would he be?
    Out for the count!
14. Why does Dracula like sending out checks? Idk, I guess it's just a count thing.
15. What do you call Dracula's special needs brother? Count Down

Count Dracula Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about count dracula you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean vampire jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make count dracula pranks.