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  1. A cowboy thought he had 100 cows but when he counted them there were only 97 So he rounded them up.
  2. A farmer was counting his cows.... A farmer was counting his cows and initially only counted 196, but when he rounded them up he had 200.
  3. I have adhd and have troubles getting to sleep. Doctor recommended counting sheep... 1 sheep. 2 sheep. 3 sheep. Cow. Duck. Horse. *Old MacDonald had a farm* and bingo was his name-o!
  4. A Farmer and his cows A farmer counted his Cows before taking them to auction and counted 196 of them. But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
  5. A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200.
  6. So a farmer went out into his field and counted 48 cows But When His dog rounded them up there were 50.
  7. Guy #1 I've never been good at counting cows. Guy #2: Let me count .... hmmm .... 1341.
    Guy #1: Wow! That is impressive. How did you do that?
    Guy #2: Easy. I just count the legs and divide by 4.
  8. A farmer was worried when he counted only 196 cows... ...but when he rounded them up, much to his relief, he had 200.
  9. How does a farmer count his cows? With a COWculator...
    But, what if they all have babies?
    Then he MOOtiplies them!
    Man, I'm really milking these puns for more than they're worth...
  10. As kids on a farm we had to round up the cows. I'd count eleven and just say there were a dozen.

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Count Cows One Liners

Which count cows one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with count cows? I can suggest the ones about and .

  1. How does a farmer count his cows?? with a Cowculator!!
  2. A farmer counted 196 cows in the field. But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
  3. how do you count cows? with a cowculator
  4. How do you count cows? With a COW CULATOR
    Sorry, I'll shut up now.
  5. Q: How do you count cows?
    A: With a cowculator.
  6. A farmer counted 196 cows in the pasture. But he rounded them up and had 200.
  7. How do farmers count their cattle? With a *cow*culator
  8. Q: How do you count cows?
    A: With a cowculator.
  9. Farm counting A farmer had 30 cows, and 28 chickens...
    How many didn't?

Count Cows Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about count cows you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make count cows prank.

A series of cow jokes

Q: What do you call a sleeping cow?
A: A bull-dozer
Q: How does a farmer count his cows?
A: With a cowculator
Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: Because their horns don't work
Q: Why don't cows have money?
A: The farmers milk them dry
Q: What's a grumpy cow called?
A: Moooody

Can't remember this joke 100% about a farmer counting his cows.

It has something to do with counting the heads of all his cattle and then I think it ends in a really dry punch line. Any help?
EDIT* got it thanks to /u/noncharacteristic
"A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200."

A farmer counted his cows...

There was a total of 196 but when he rounded them up he got 200.

What do you call someone who abstains from alcohol while counting cow n**...?

A teetotaler

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator.
Or you round them up.
Or any other method the commenters want.

An insecure farmer didn't know how many cows he owned...

...so he counted them all, and came to the total of 196 cows. He asked a neighbouring farmer for a second opinion. She came up with a total of 200 cows.
Perplexed by this, the man counted again, and once again came up with 196 cows. He once again asked his neighbour to count them. Again, she reached 200 cows. When he asked her how they were getting different numbers, she said
"I rounded them up."

a cowboy

A cowboy in the field with his cows counted 96 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 100.

2 strangers are sitting on a train.

As they pass a cow field. One man says to the other, "What a nice field, man having 143 cows must be a lot of work"
The other man, astonished, replies "Wow, I happen to own that field and how did you know there were exactly 143 cows?"

The man replied "Easy, I counted the legs and divided by 4!"

ADHD & Sleep Problems. Funny That You Asked!!

I have ADHD and have troubles getting to sleep. Doctor recommended counting sheep...
1 sheep. 2 sheep. 3 sheep. Cow. Duck. Horse. \*Old MacDonald had a farm\* and bingo was his name-o!

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