Counselor Jokes

Funniest Counselor Short Jokes

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1. My marriage counselor asked if it was true that I generally wake up grumpy in the morning I said, "Nah, most of the time I just let her sleep"
2. My high school guidance counselor told me I'd never become anything as an adult. Jokes on her. I became miserable!
3. My high school guidance counselor told me I'll always be useless So I became a guidance counselor.
4. I told my guidance counselor i want to be a comedian when im older, and she just laughed at me. It's going great so far.
5. The marriage counselor suggested we try different positions. I said, "We can't be too long, my wife is on the way."
6. Why is Obi-wan Kenobi a terrible marriage counselor? The only advice he gives is Use di-
   vorce
7. Bill Clinton was seeing his counselor... And his counselor asked how Hillary's head was doing with all this e-mail controversy. Bill replied, "Still not as good as Monica's."
8. My Future I have a lot more trust and faith in my guidance counselor's advice after getting an empty fortune cookie at a chinese restaurant.
9. An eye is going to anger management The counselor asks the eye why are you currently in anger management? To which the eye responds Eyelash out at people when I get angry and I can't stop.
10. A guidance counselor once told me that I would come into my own some day. I've been trying for years, but I'm just not flexible enough.

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Counselor One Liners

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1. My grief counselor suddenly died. Fortunately he was excellent so I don't care.
2. What did the counselor say to the hologram? You're projecting.
3. My counselor suggested I take Sign language in school... She said it was pretty handy
4. My High School Counselor saw that I have two D's She says i should probably see a doctor
5. Why did the Grief Counselor cross the road? \-To get to the other sigh...
6. What was the Bible Camp counselor's favorite Pokemon? Pikachu

Marriage Counselor Jokes

Here is a list of funny marriage counselor jokes and even better marriage counselor puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My wife was not happy after our marriage counselor asked me what I hoped to be in a year. I replied, A widower.
• My wife and I started visiting a marriage counselor He mentioned that I should start to treat her like our first date
  So I took her to dinner, a movie, then dropped her off at her parents house.
• A wife dragged her husband to their marriage counselor appointment with his fishing net. "Do you see what I have to put up with," the wife says.
  "Yes," said the counselor. "He's obviously in seine."
• Every marriage counselor should be replaced by robots... because they take arguments and return values.
• My marriage counselor told me to try anything my wife wants to do for at least 10 minutes. So she asked me to hold my breath.
• What did the marriage counselor say when asked if his methods work? It has worked for a couple.

Guidance Counselor Jokes

Here is a list of funny guidance counselor jokes and even better guidance counselor puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What did the Spanish guidance counselor tell his students? You have to have gooooooaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllssssssssss!!!!!
• Why did all of the frog guidance counselor's students become construction workers? The only advice he could give them was "rivet, rivet."

School Counselor Jokes

Here is a list of funny school counselor jokes and even better school counselor puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why did the soccer coach become a high school counselor. Because he wanted his team to make more goals

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