The Best 11 Counsel Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Counsel jokes. There are some counsel consultant jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these counsel adviser puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Counsel Jokes and Puns

A man in rural Arkansas is brought before a judge for his prelimnary hearing.

"What is the charge, counsel?" The judge asks.

"Bigotry, your honor," the prosecutor replies. "This man has three wives."

"You idiot," the judge says. "That ain't bigotry, it's trigonometry."

My counsellor told me I have a problem with vengeance.

We'll see about that.

What did the therapist counsel the jar of jam to do?

"if you'd only open up, people would realize how sweet you were."

What did the counselor say to the hologram?

You're projecting.

My counsellor told me I needed to get in touch with my inner self.

So I've switched to single ply toilet paper.

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An investment banker decides she needs in-house counsel, so she interviews a young lawyer. Mr. Peterson, she begins, would you say you're honest?
Honest? replies the lawyer. Let me tell you something about honesty: My father lent me $85,000 for my education, and I paid back every penny the minute I tried my first case.
Impressive, says the banker. And what sort of case was that?
My father sued me for the money.  

My counselor suggested I take Sign language in school...

She said it was pretty handy

Counsel joke, My counselor suggested I take Sign language in school...

Counsellor at a 'plastic surgery addicts' support group...

Welcome, I'm seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week, and I must say, I'm disappointed....

Ask a counseling student how to reduce stress, they'll discuss mindfulness, work-life balance, etc. Ask an engineering student,

they'll ask back, "Normal or Shear?"

What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

**Am I being retained?**
**Am I being retained?**

There is no way Special Counsel Muller's report will be as simple as black and white.

It will be as complex as black and orange.

You can explore counsel retain reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean counsel honour dad jokes. There are also counsel puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the counsel workforce jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working counsel custody piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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